The Rangers had a similar clause for A-Rod that didn't kick in until this year. The Yankees just sent them Hideki Irabu's corpse as compensation.

The last time A-Rod was seen spitting his seed at a dog was during his stint with Madonna.

If history has taught us anything, lengthy suspensions can end in disaster. For A-Rod's sake, let's hope his isn't INXS.

Because you demanded it, more A-Rod vs. sunflower seeds.

Fantastic article. I'm a Red Sox fan, and two days ago my one close Yankees fan friend called me to rant about what idiots the Yankees were by not "doing what you guys did"—that is to say, unloading one or more of Kuroda, Hughes, Logan, and (if anyone would take his contract) Sabbathia—and perhaps even Cano—out there…

I also had the exact same situation with Super Mario. I was also born in 1980. Never beat it as a kid. At some point in college I pulled it out and got past it.

As in the real world, once your reflexes go, the elite fighters have your number. I'm like the Roy Jones of old NES twitch-reflex titles.

Be that as it may, the Yankees management has been replaced by pod people this season. This is not a team that is supposed to save money, and George Steinbrenner is rolling over in his grave because his sons would rather run it like a business instead of like a team.

Wow. I gotta say, Deadspin is KILLING it in the Gawker-sphere runnings for best journalism EVER.

Tom! You nailed it. And thank you for addressing a question that comes up from time to time with respect to Page's motivations behind filming Scott and Jake's recovery. As a partner with DDPYoga, I can assure you that this experience did not have an exploitative purpose; conversely, our company took on a fair…

This headline is a thing of beauty. Truly. Thank you.

No offense, but Chris seems to be the prick here.

The 666 was a reference to her future husband's ERA.

At least it looks like there was a meth o.d. to her madness.

I'm a fan of real fantasy imagery myself. I don't see how absolute realism in games is fun. It seems that even when dealing with fantastic situations, too much realistic banter is added, or when dealing with a fantastic setting, too much realistic atmosphere is applied. It sounds silly, bit to me it's the…

Glad to see Utica Club so high on your list, but Iron City is piss. Yuengling should have been in the top 10. Also, Narragansett is why too high.

The greatest video game football player, perhaps. But the greatest athlete in video game history?

At least I now have a silver lining to carrying those medieval torture devices called "bags of water softener salt" down the basement stairs. Easy grip handle my ass.

The scariest thing about hanging out with farmers (which I do because I'm sort of a fake farmer), is how big their forearms are and how much they enjoy crushing your hand with theirs. I once met a guy whose job is something involving moving haybales from point A to point B and I swear to god he dislocated my pinky…

This isn't the level of conversation we are hoping to have here, winking gesture or not.