I absolutely love how much of a pussy this guy is. It makes his public image that he works so hard to hold up even more hilarious.

He's definitely the third best Chris, at worst. 

The final, definitive Chris List.

No Kung Fu Chaos, no buy-in from this guy.

What do you call the dad who is currently enthusiastically researching table top RPG games for pre-schoolers and googling “How young is too young to watch Star Wars?”

I feel like you are speaking directly to me. The 90s weren't great, but the music and video games were great and I was at my most impressionable. 

Same. 

Oof. Thanks for the explanation.

So I’ve read through a bunch of these reply threads and wanted to say that I appreciate you taking the time to come in and educate some of us in here (even though roughly half of us are apparently pricks). Good on you.

Truth.

So what, they don’t deserve the intimate touch of another?

Yeah, I 100% thought that Jaime was going off to be the Kingslayer once more (and perhaps die with her once the deed was done) to save the people.

Ivan “Ironman” Stewart’s Super Off Road?

God, I remember loving/hating that game.

That was a terrible game, but it was my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE terrible game. I used to go our shitty local midway and spend the whole summer set all 10 high scores, presumably because I was the only dope playing it.

That is a fantastic story.

You know what I would find absolutely fascinating? A documentary film about the rise and fall of video game arcades in America. That this doesn’t seem to exist is a glaring hole in our culture. 

Yeah, seeing her alone and isolated in her office definitely brought back some Vic Mackey at ICE memories for me.

This is one of temhe very few books that I've ever straight up given up on mid-read. It was horrid and I didn't understand anything that was going on and I was really bummed because I loved Willow. 

They got Utica totally right, though.