Holy shit, Jeb is back? Dude is on my Mount Rushmore along with Lindy, Hamilton, and Charlie Jane.

Didn’t someone call him an “amplified toupee stand”? That one was great, but now I can’t seem to find it, other than in a comment.

Even non-sports fans know that Philly sports fans are worse than all other sports fans. They’re like Boston without any of Boston’s few redeeming qualities.

Instead of arguing whose sports fans are worse than whose sports fans, we should come together in agreement that all sports fans are uniquely terrible.

That’s accurate. No shame in that.

How?

Yeah, this summer was MISERABLE. I think it was enough that I’m going to get central air next year. I have finally been broken.

Yeah, I mean, we’re not where you “go” to go snowboarding. But if you just want to get out and enjoy yourself on a slope somewhere, we’ve got a few options that are just fine. I ain’t fancy.

I’m sad that I have to read Deadspin now.

Exactly.

I’m completely surprised that no one has shot one of these clowns yet. In America, where every random idiot has a gun, these clowns are taking their lives into their hands.

Man, Russians have the coolest last names.

I feel like Schilling and Anthony Weiner have the same mental disorder of just not being able to help themselves. For Weiner, it’s sexting people who aren’t his wife. For Schilling, it’s making bold wildly inappropriate declarations on the internet and then fighting everyone who calls him out. They both know that…

$11,700/yr for my 10 month old. We’re talking about having a second kid. Oof..

Oof, boy, yeah, I had that one backward. I had 2000 and 2004 flip-flopped in my brain. THEY WERE BOTH TERRIBLE.

Incumbent advantage? It’s only an advantage for the incumbent if things are going well. Both Obama and Bush II had weaker second victories than their first.

I can’t even beat the first level in that. The mechanics of the game do not mesh with my brain. I think I’d need an old fashioned console controller in order to actually do well with it.

It’s impossible to predict the atmosphere of the country in 4 years, but if I had to make a bet, I’d say that Paul Ryan beats Hillary in 2020. And I HATE it.

Hah, yeah, that must have sucked. I’m hoping to get my daughter into snowboarding early so that she doesn’t grow up and immediately move away. :/

Where do you live, NYC? No wonder you hate winter. Move to where you get some good solid snowfall (like Syracuse!) and take up snowboarding. Winter is great!