Gizmodo is the most viewed of the Gawker Media sites, by a long shot. At last glance, Gawker was second, and Lifehacker, Kotaku, and Deadspin were all grouped around 3-5. Nobody reads Jalopnik.

That’s one good-looking narrator!

No one cares how long you’ve been reading and commenting. Your contributions are worth nothing. Also, you seem like a dick. Fuck you for making me agree with Burneko.

No such thing.

Unfortunately, the studio is closing its doors after they finish the two games they’re currently working on. :/

However, you should totally play the games that they have made; they’re fantastic!

Aw man, with Gawker gone, The Slot is the one I’d most most to be ungreyed by... alas, that wasn’t one of the ones that followed me. Harrumph.

Ditto. I thought I was special. :(

That worked REALLY well in Dragon Quest (Warrior) III. Although, you did get to go explore a complete other world too, so that was nice.

Oh, that isn’t terrible at all. Huh... I’d totally buy that version if they brought it to Steam.

Oh yeah, that’s the good stuff.

Does anyone get the impression that the Brazilian government is trying to threaten these guys into saying that it never happened, they were wrong/mistaken, and “Rio is totally safe and normal, you guys! Come on down!”?

God, seconded.

I, and my dick, have missed you and your art, Tara.

If I were his neighbor, I would hate this. I guess that’s a good reason why I live in the city and not some garbage suburb.

I agree on every one of your points.

I watched it very occasionally, and when I did it was fine, but it was barely on my radar after the first month or two. I was, however, happy that it existed, even if it wasn’t really my thing. It’s a shame that there weren’t more people tuning in.

I grew up (born in 1980) absolutely loving the Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner shorts. I was a big Loony Toons/Merrie Melodies fan and those shorts were my favorites by far. Cartoon slapstick never, ever gets old.

Hey Burneko, it’s Friday of Senior Week. Are we going to get a Marry/Fuck/Kill list from Gawker Media staff about Gawker Media staff? I see zero potential problems that could stem from that and, frankly, I want to see how many of you want to actually kill Drew and fuck Hamilton. I also want to see if anyone actually…

I love these, Barry. Thanks.

“There she is!”