I’m sure your skin is so beautiful and unmarked, old man.

I have a theory that postpartum depression is a reaction to the realization that babies aren’t the most amazing miracles in the entire world and you’ve been sold a false bill of goods by everyone and now your life is changed forever. That’s fucking depressing.

Emphatically yes. 

You can hope, right? 

would you rather they tested it on you first?

This is the reason Democrats keep losing. Everything has to be perfect at all times with their candidate and each democrat has a different definition of perfect.

What immune problem is it if you don’t mind me asking?. I have had a similar abscess multiple times on my vulva. it feels like razor blade shards moving around inside my labia.

Fuck her and her unplanned parasite.

“If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.” — A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner.

Bernard Lowe is an anagram for Arnold Weber.

Somebody stop me!

Yeah, whatever John McLame.

Every Texan and Especially ever Texan Cop, thinks they are the star of their own action movie.

You have never read the books. If you have, then you are an idiot who cant pick up on anything. Fuck you.

Do you mean, why do YOUR standards of attractiveness not apply to British men?

People who believe this have obviously never tried a pot sticker.

I've always wanted one of those! So whats the least amount of time I could get for a crime while still getting my free tubie?

It says a lot about you that you feel this entire debate is a personal attack.