Jigglypuffs
Jigglypuffs
Jigglypuffs

If your hygiene choice includes pissing all over something that other women have to use I think it should get judged.

I'm sure in his mind this would really make the girls regret not dating him...

Only men will be surprised by these numbers. Women know all too well, sadly.

Maybe the dead ones are all male.

William wishes he had that much hair!

Obviously a joke, silly human.

Besides. Oh my sides!

He looks just like a young Malcom McDowell.

There is no line.

I agree, if you are gonna fuck a baby you'd better be well hung.

He sounds like the ram embodiment of Harvey Fierstein.

I always like to think he was singing this song sarcastically.

It would be a much more relevant and interesting story if he accidentally tweeted a nice picture of his dad's dick instead. Then, and only then would you have my attention.

I would rather have my brain choose the right mate for me. I am not an animal. I can think above my pheromones. Also I plan on never having children, because fuck that.

Things like that might make a person just want to stay fat. But she had kids so sagging was already going on.

In America Hate speech isn't a problem.

Women who laugh at men for that are not feminists they are part of the patriarchy.

Put antifreeze in the kid's cereal.