FTW! Nicely played!

Truly the future of robuttocks...

Ol’ Jon’s already done his time in the turd mines... paid his doos

Now that Citizens United gave corporations more rights than actual human beings, I thought of a solution... everybody get themselves incorporated for 40 bucks and suddenly you’ll have human rights again!

All of the engineers I’ve met will pull out a calculator at the table and leave an exact 15% tip. Super embarrassing by the way...

You won’t like the alternative... an autocratic oligarchy

You’re assuming that we’re dealing with a bug, but I’m pretty sure it’s a feature...

What about a tragic Squishee accident?

Whomp, whomp indeed.

Sharknami? Sharkphoon?

Pieces of flair?

One of the top five, for sure. Bans on insider trading in Congress (it’s currently legal) and of the dirty money CPACS undermining our democracy would also be nice, but what are your thoughts on paying everyone a guaranteed income? There’s some talk of this; I’m not sure how I feel myself, but I do wonder who exactly…

Only if you live in a remote rural area and have 2 roommates, eat Ramen for every meal and ride the bus to work. If you live in a major city, good luck.

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Are you an insurance lawyer, out of curiosity?

She looks like a nice young woman, what a shame and a tragedy. Thoughts and prayers for her loved ones.

Her cabinet appointment is only a side gig she can use to boost the family fortune. She’s invested in charter schools, and made it harder to get out of predatory student loans. She also happens to own stock in the companies that collect the student debt. Just another GOP Christian profiting from human misery.

Also, make it illegal for members of Congress to practice insider trading. They refuse to, as that is making them all rich.

Too bad he’s passed, or you could touch your wampeters together

He’s come a long way from his Man Show Adam Corolla days...