Don’t need a license to drive on private property.

It’s almost like the law was designed this way by... wealthy corporate donors?

Nah, couldn’t be. 

...it’s almost as if we live in a nation with precious little respect or protection for regular working people!

I maybe get the not being able to sue a co-worker, but seems like not being able to sue your employer for damages is suspect, and leaves employees unprotected

The money in that comes from future book royalties

No. 1000% No. This is bad information.

Decades of SyFy originals has taught me that Dinosaurs are, indeed, bulletproof.

Boston is the city that’s afraid of The Mooninites, after all.

For Celsius, I use a poem:

Personally, my favourite “Don’t take Star Wars too seriously” gag is Big Red Flags.

I think I’m done with this website. There’s a difference between unabashed fandom and straight shilling for megacorporations, and I don’t think io9 knows where that line is anymore. So many of the articles I’ve seen over the last few weeks would not read any differently if they were written by their subject’s PR team.…

TBF, this sounds really great for people with certain disabilities.

This is how we evolve into the humans from Wall-E.

You saw a slap at the Oscars you might see a shooting at the Grammys

This article made me wonder if I was having a stroke. 

Man. I’d cancel my subscription. And demand a refund.

Tesla’s

The whole earth is a ship flying through space.

Since all the tectonic plates float on magma, we all live on boats too and are not subject property tax.

You’re not wrong but this is also Gizmodo. You should send in a tip suggesting they include links in their articles allowing those who are so inclined to read further.