He's dyeing the it now to distract from the receding hairline...

I've actually seen this around San Francisco, too. And it almost always seems to be around the really hilly areas.

Their first breed of choice was the Australian Shepherd, but well...

8000 rpm? That's cute BMW.

And they end up doing more damage than they're worth.

GORILLA PLAY DEFENSE (Alone, guarding the 9th and only 9th person to touch the ball...)

If that's Tualatin, Oregon, then that wasn't a guy in a gorilla suit.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, it's cool, until you realize it could've been this.

Until a GT cruiser in the same spec down shifts, lets the overrun pop and passes you. I hate the PT Cruiser, with an extreme passion, but I have strongly considered buying a GT and swapping in the 60-trim I have left over from my SRT. Imagine: A nasty purple Pt Loser that runs the quarter in 12 flat on street tires…

He can do what every starter does. Appeal it, then drop the appeal before Saturday's game.

The 2010 Pt Cruiser "Couture Edition"

I know, I loved the tri-pipes. I imagine that if I had Eric Clapton money I could get them back.

Mosler MT900 GTR XX Twin Turbo Land Shark

I think you'd find after a few minutes of inspired driving that there is no need for a handbrake to make a 458 whip it's tail like the wind in corners.

Hell, the Model S broke the testing machine for roof crush protection. What the hell is it made of? Boron? What exactly is boron? I don't think anyone knows.

Haha- I get it! Because everyone in SF is gay! Good one!

Whahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha! No.

So, you're a GM chick, I see.

Max A/C? Reminds me of this:

In 2008 I was at Coors Field watching a game between the Rockies and D-backs. Eric Byrnes was playing left field and caught a fly ball for the 3rd out of the inning. As he was running towards the dugout he runs towards a group of kids that are sitting in the front row about 3/4 of the way down the sideline and does…