Not our fault our cousins are hot!

So you like to be an asshole without ever winning anything?

Interestingly, the only way I can squirt is via clitoral orgasm

Hey, you take that back! I didn’t marry my cousin.

Only morons call it “soda”....

Oh, so you’re a Cowboys fan then?

“Even if it was urine, pee is sterile and isn’t going to cause any damage.” False! Urine is NOT STERILE!!

I have so much anxiety about this. I squirt. It’s great. But it’s not something I let every partner know about because there is a bit of a stigma. I’ve seen people teased about it and being accused of having a pee fetish. Once I got comfortable with my current boyfriend I showed him how to do it and he’s obsessed and…

Are you seriously suggesting that things in pornos are fake?!?!

In speaking with friends and acquaintances who are employed in the adult industry, they have told me that almost every squirting scene in porn is piss and is not actually “squirting”.

Damn... 2 minutes, eh? Nice. Any hands-on pro tip for the mortals?

You need a job and don’t have the luxury of picking your favorite one?

Having worked for male dominated companies for most of my career, this sort of thing happens way too often. It’s amazing how the men who do these things deny them and are convinced that the woman was asking that sort of treatment. The levels of delusion and assumption are staggering.

American culture.

I heard it was her friend and not her who was all over Kane and wanted to go to his home. Even so, just because a woman comes to a guy’s home doesn’t give him any right to her body.

“I agree Ben. He is totally innocent. May need to change numbers though.”

“This will end well for Patrick. His story is very similar to mine.”

I am so goddamn sick and tired of this “waah, everybody gets trophies nowadays” shit.

O had a friend who was in grad school and complained that her C on a project should’ve been an A because she hit the page count and turned it in on the day it was due.

I thought we’d already established all of that at “James Harrison”