Creepers can indeed be annoying if they sneak up on you - but if you either wall off your encampment or go live into a mountain you can (early on) very easily prevent accidental mishaps.

I used to work with Brad Woodhouse (the one on the right). He is usually so bombastic and loud. MOM LAYS DOWN THE FUCKING LAW.

the one on the right triiiied to hold it together

You could actually see them turn into eight-year-old boys over the course of the segment. So good.

I love this mom. And by love this mom I mean that I really do love her but I'm so glad she's not my mom.

This is the greatest fucking thing I have ever seen.

If it's traffic speed coming through there, they should be petitioning for speed bumps or other "traffic calming" implementations.

What, a girlfriend?

Yeah I call bullshit PR stunt: Computer programmers don't have this many friends.

I guess I'm thinking about it more "House of Cards" style. I don't want to help other civ's out (most of the time, when they want gold or resources as help, I refuse), I'm thinking what I can get from other civ's wars. I take for granted that I won't get much help from them in case of a war. But when a civ that has…

I've always had a habit of staying out of other nation's business. They probably won't come to my aid if I go to war, so why should I help them?

As long as it's a "minor" warmongering penalty it's not that big of a deal. Also, look for good casus bellis, especially going to war because your allies were attacked. Worked for me (I had warmongering penalties, but mostly just minor ones. The civs that had big problems with my warmongering... well, kinda got…

It's great if you start in the right place. I had one game where I decided to go pure conquest. They spawned me in the north half of South America. By the time I was ready to meet the Old World, I had completely conquered the Americas. I sent my army across the Atlantic and my navy across the Pacific. At that…

The Inca from Gods and Kings. So much.

The Shoshone are great — their pathfinder in the beginning is a very useful unit especially when stumbling on ruins. And that extra territory is just fantastic when it comes to getting an early lay of the land.

Well, twat waffle only produced demotivational posters and cute gifs.

I don't really get your upset here. All excited, the man grabbed it in the heat of the moment but then offered it to the child as soon as he saw what he'd done. Sounds like a nice guy who realized he erred and tried to atone for it.

She looks a lot more in need of that lesson than the little girl does.

Wow. Why not drink up that little girl's tears and tell her how sweet they taste, while you're at it?