I love the "Kim was on birth control at 14!" one, because the only reason ever to take hormonal birth control is sexy time!

Mentioned in the write up, which is why we posted the image.

the Royals are running out of money; most of their vast wealth is locked up in property

We grade on a hyperbolic curve.

I'm sorry, but how is going on birth control at 14 a bad thing? ... I know lots of girls who had their PEDIATRICIANS recommend it to their parents to regulate crazy cramps that kept them out of school.

100% agree. as a fellow atheist this article really bothers me. its gross and upsetting. i am sick of people making fun of religious people just to get a laugh. i think especially if someone feels that god helps them feel good about their body, that's great.

The Beyonce Transitive Rule of Feminist Theory has just been born.

I admit I didn't read it in depth — I can only take so much talk about God — but I thought this was a nice piece? As strongly as I disagree with her on religion and birth control, I agree:

She might have some more than a little crazy opinions, but you know what? Good for her. She loves and is comfortable in her body. That's fantastic. Everyone who wants to snark at her for being happy with herself - regardless of how often she invokes God as the reason - should take a step back and examine their own…

Poor Jim Bob. He fucks her crosseyed, gives her a shitload of children, and yet the main man in her life is STILL Jesus.

There are some people whose bodies take being pregnant better than others. I couldn't tell just by looking at her that she'd birthed 19 other people. Also, I don't get all the god snark. Yeah she's a fundi, but we're all entitled to our own religious beliefs. I think a body positive god is better than a snarky, fat…

There seems to be a special flavor of racial deafness among white guys who happen to be gay. I think the idea starts with the fact that they've caught shit for being gay and should thus be in solidarity with people who also have caught shit for being who they are, but some people skip the step about actually learning…

Why do (usually) white queens think that's such a cute/humorous "complement" to black people. If I only had a dollar for all the times I've heard one say that shit.

And yet you felt the need to also stop by and insert your holier-than-thou comment. Hypocritical much? Don't know? Don't want to know? Move along then.

Says the person who read the article.

I want to like this essay, but I don't. In fact, I hate it.

So, serious question: is it not possible to be affected by a tragic event even if you have no personal connection to the event in question? It seems like you're really trying to demonize people for their empathy unless it's justified by something that allows you to feel their empathy is appropriate. I don't think what…

Please someone, SOMEONE, send me a hug or a gif of some motherfucking cats, SOMETHING, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. I've been arguing with this fucking idiot on gawker about why it's not okay to call a black person that does something bad the n-word. I. JUST. CANNOT. TODAY.

"professional black men."

I hate that people will make the excuse that she is a product of her generation, or just a representation of her culture or whatever. My grandma is nine years older than Dean, married to a farmer, and cooks with just as much butter. I have never heard her use the N word.