I thought it was a fantastic long con.

I agree. It is funny. It’s funny in the same way that “Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?” is funny in the knock-knock joke. The lead in grows old, but the joke is funny.

I don’t think I would get along with you..

Yeah, we all got that part.

I feel like this and lots of other takes on the skit are missing the point. Lots of discussion about the silliness, but no talk of the actual punchline...

?? Kate McKinnon *IS* in the David S pumpkins sketch.

Well, Debbie Downer, you could have just summarized this entire post in one single sentence — “I got a rock.”

Aren’t these billion and a half posts on David S. Pumpkins some bizarre attempt to make ‘fetch’ happen? Stop trying to make fetch happen.

Bobby Finger sleepy. Bobby Finger power down.

How dare you insinuate I am not a real person! Bobby Finger real. Bobby Finger actual human man. Do not doubt Bobby Finger.

Hyder told me one of his better characters was still active, and getting published (a male character, as it happens). I asked him to tell me where. He politely refused.

She’s the one with the Skinnygirl brand of shitty tasting wines/mixers

looking cheap is part of her asethitic for some reason

Now I know Gaga can afford a better blonde than that.

also bras are expensive, I’ll complain as much as I want. When his fruit of the loom boxers he’s worn until there’s a hole in the butt start costing 60+ dollars, then he can come back and talk.

1) Horse people are just the worst

Why don't you take her to a nice bra shop (NOT VICTORIA SECRET), a nice, independent bra shop, so she can get fitted for bras her size and buy her some nice ones?

She has awful posture.

My friends and I went horseback riding not too long ago, and the guide let us get our horses up to a good trot. Out of the three girls in the riding party, two of them had their boobs bounced clean out of their bras, myself included. I had to like quickly stuff them back in when we slowed back down to a walk.

I bet Lady Godiva’s horse was stressed beyond belief.