Bobby Finger sleepy. Bobby Finger power down.

How dare you insinuate I am not a real person! Bobby Finger real. Bobby Finger actual human man. Do not doubt Bobby Finger.

Hyder told me one of his better characters was still active, and getting published (a male character, as it happens). I asked him to tell me where. He politely refused.

She’s the one with the Skinnygirl brand of shitty tasting wines/mixers

looking cheap is part of her asethitic for some reason

Now I know Gaga can afford a better blonde than that.

also bras are expensive, I’ll complain as much as I want. When his fruit of the loom boxers he’s worn until there’s a hole in the butt start costing 60+ dollars, then he can come back and talk.

1) Horse people are just the worst

Why don't you take her to a nice bra shop (NOT VICTORIA SECRET), a nice, independent bra shop, so she can get fitted for bras her size and buy her some nice ones?

She has awful posture.

My friends and I went horseback riding not too long ago, and the guide let us get our horses up to a good trot. Out of the three girls in the riding party, two of them had their boobs bounced clean out of their bras, myself included. I had to like quickly stuff them back in when we slowed back down to a walk.

You didn’t realize that you would be privy to someone’s day-to-day annoyances when you moved in with them? News flash: bras suck, it’s hard to find good ones, and even the good ones are rarely comfortable. This is something boob-owners grapple with every day, and I’m surprised you’re surprised that you’d hear…

Imagine how it would feel to have them attached to your body 24/7 (spoiler alert: it sucks).

1) Horse people: Shut up.

The other day she made me come hold them up for a while because it get good. What do I do with that?

She’s just venting. there’s nothing for you to do. I like to hold my own boobs. It’s comforting. I’m going to make my boyfriend hold mine up for me! What a great idea. I mean... you got to hold her boobs. It could be worse.

Get rid of the fiance and buy a horse. They apparently care about bras just as much but they won’t annoy you with that talking thing that females tend to do.

I bet Lady Godiva’s horse was stressed beyond belief.

Wow, Minnesota joins, Dubai, Hong Kong and China is the treatment of domestic employees.

According to another report, the husband was the one who took away her passport and told her she “wasn’t going anywhere”. If that’s true I I hope he also gets arrested for false imprisonment, too. (And that INS deports the Huangs, since they actually deserve it!)