She said that when the eighth-graders were having prom,

Weird, creepy, and unsettling. But what laws did he break? “Contributing to the delinquency of a minor” indicates that the minor’s acts were in some way unlawful...so I guess public indecency? Legal minds want to know...

If baking a cake makes the baker a “participant” in a gay wedding, does that mean that Christian gun shop owners are participants in any crimes that may be committed with arms they’ve sold?

“Oh he graduated from FancySchoolTM in biology and is only embracing creationism to win elections” — view from an article written a couple of days ago on a different site. “Oh he is passing anti-gay measures, but he’s only doing it to “pander to conservatives”” etc. Fuck him and those who feel the need to bring in…

If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.

I kind of wish that a super popular restaurant put out a sign that says “WE DON’T SERVE DIVORCED PEOPLE BASED ON OUR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS. #SORRYNOTSORRY”

The hitch is that you need to actually have several million dollars to tell debt collectors to fuck off

I need to figure out how to run up millions in debt like this. Collectors make such a big deal when I get a little behind on a couple hundred in hospital bills, but apparently if you owe a few millions, you can just spend all your time partying.

that kid has incredible genes. here’s steph’s parents

The MOST adorable.

Can all people please bring their children to all press conferences so that press conferences don’t suck as bad?

That Chris Pratt joke is pretty funny though...He owns those blooper reels.

Oh fuck off with that nonsense Marina Abramovic! Does she make business deals through promises and not actual negotiation with a paper trail? If so, I can’t feel sorry for her. Also the whole touching foreheads equaling a transaction?? EYE ROLL.

I sat across from Amal Clooney on the train last week and she was soooo thin, I hated her shoes, and she drank hot tea on a 87 degree day. Those are my cynical judgements for the day.

I know very little about her and she’s probably a good person, but Marina Abramović annoys the shit out of me.

When you rubbed your forehead with Jay-Z’s, it seemed like an economical transaction

For a crazy minute I thought this article was about a Child Abuse Doctor. I wasn’t sure if he was victimizing patients or treating victims.

Thank goodness all the ladies who attended the premiere were wearing heels.

It’s not that people think that women lie about rape. It’s that people think that women lie about EVERYTHING. Women don’t ever misspeak, embellish or create. They just lie. That is why people turn to your boyfriend to ask them the same question they just asked you and you just answered. These MRAs and their kin aren’t…

Why why WHY do people think women lie about rape?