JezLangley
JezLangley
JezLangley

True. I need to break up with Jezebel I think.

It is malicious nit-picking because Jezebel stopped covering anything that mattered years ago.

Thank you. Jezebel is really stretching to find offensive appropriation in almost every little thing. This is getting out of hand.

Why does Jezebel insist on finding racial appropriation in anything Katy Perry does? Seriously, this is really stretching. It's not offensive. At this point it's just become obsessive criticism of a woman in the entertainment industry getting what might be bad advice and making what may be bad pop-songs. Why not look

Oh this thread starts with all my favorite Jezzie buzzwords and cliches:

Who or what is the authority that definitively declares that Behavior X is insensitive, inappropriate, or otherwise "bad"?

At this point, you're really just trying to find things to bitch about. Seriously. I sure hope she doesn't have any of these items in her future videos otherwise we'll have to read another article like this... chicken, chevy impalas, lowriders, 40's, wife beaters, people with larger-than-average asses, people who pout

I didn't realize how much she looks like Lori Petty,

Fortunately dropping deuces is still okay.

Definitely noted the texture of her side braid, but I'm personally not offended.* Plus, textured hair is dope. Also, we don't own watermelons, and she is, after all, a white girl eating a watermelon, which is not culturally charged.

Why are we still talking about cultural appropriation like it's a thing? Or even a BAD thing?

I don't know if she does this shit because she's unaware, thinks it's funny, wants to be down or genuinely doesn't care if she's rude or offensive.

Is it supposed to look like a Target commercial?

Really? I'm curious. Most of the nail salons around here are staffed by Vietnamese ladies. I went to cosmetology school eons ago, and a lot of my classmates who were in the manicuring program were Vietnamese, but of course not all. It was a mix.

it needs to stop

You know, gross sexual life aside, I've never understood what people see in his work. I've always thought he was a derivative, no-talent hack, personally. He is to writing what Terry Richardson is to photography.

Meryl has always had the most amazingest bone structure. Look at that face. LOOK AT IT.

Stepdaughter Chic

"Psst! Did you notice RBG was wearing her Full Quaker Badass collar today?!?! We are fuuuuucked!" -Thomas to Scalia, in my imagination

I love imagining her picking out her collars based on how pissed she is at a decision. "Oh, I am going full-on starched cotton on this bitch!"