I don't think he was trying to slut shame her. I think he was asking why she would do that, knowing how he felt about her, because it would give him hope, or he felt lead on by that. He was clearly vulnerable to her and cared about her a lot. If the roles were reversed I know I wouldn't want to feel like a notch on…

Plus the medical care she is not getting. And the unwarranted prestige his day job gives him, which he uses to terrorize the teen in medieval rituals. This is all fucked up.

"She will not come out of this hell. She's mine. Anyone who prays for her will die."

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was kinja

Your mother cooks socks in hell! Dang autocorrect.

Not sure I could tell the difference between a teenage girl and a demon based on text messages alone. Although if the texts are being typed faster than you can read them, it's probably a teenage girl.

Right, that's why he's exchanging texts with a teenager.

If you like having 2 parents, you'll LOVE having 2 nannies! The only reason you should ever touch your own kid is for a photo.

It sounds like you need to take a break.

Am I out on a limb for finding the whole "Relationship Crushing Affair" publicity thread of Bey-Z's marriage to be disturbingly sexist? Casting Beyonce as a jilted victimized wife and Jay as a cavalier alpha man is pretty ungenerous to both sexes.

I find myself thinking there's a pressure on those who have been…

Yeah, I always figured that "Upgrade You" song was kind of a two way street. They both assisted each other's careers when their relationship got more serious and started heading into marriage/baby territory. The combination of assets alone must have been incredible. Beyonce's public image really changed in 2008 around…

I don't know if he sold it but Jay-Z owned a large stake of LiveNation as well. He always produces more now than before. On the music front, I think he is burned out. He'd rather be a mogul, finding talent and investing his money. Beyoncé definitely still wants to be out there, making music and touring.

I think she IS smart. I read one of her recent interviews and she definitely came across as intelligent to me (wise, even!). I could have sworn I read about it on Jezebel, but I couldn't find it, so here's the original interview if you're interested. I was shocked. I loved to hate her in the 90s, but I think maybe she…

Rich people problems. In case one has to go to the bathroom?

Single Ladies, Irreplaceable, Best Thing I Never Had. Beyonce is incredibly bankable as the independent, often pissed off, single woman. Can you imagine the kind of bank she would get if she and Jay divorced and she released a girl-power breakup album? That's what makes me not believe the "they're more powerful…

I saw their show in Chicago last week. Anyone saying they're dropping hints on their tour about the failed state of their marriage just isn't paying attention. The entire concert is basically a soundtrack to the movie that plays behind them the whole time. The songs narrate the course of the couple's doomed…

That's... actually pretty smart. I can't believe I just uttered that sentiment about Paris Hilton.

I remember reading something that Paris Hilton, of all people, had started doing because of that issue: She'd make up something innocuous about herself and only tell one of her friends. If that 'secret' wound up in the tabloids, she knew not to trust that person any longer.

I tend to call them Bey-Z. It's easier when referencing both of them as a couple.

Hot Topic's new line of burqas.