What they are looking for is penis pals!

Being sent out of the room is high praise. I spent so many damn CCD classes in the hallway.

Here cums Honey Bang-Bang!

This is precisely the reason I said "f-it" (literally). I was 17, wasted and leaving for college in the fall and figured eh, might as well be now. We were fooling around and he goes: "either we do it or we pass out" and I said go for it and then passed out mid-coitus anyways. So yeah, he did not rock any part of my…

Yeah this article did nothing so much as make me go: "hmmm, I wonder if Hulu has seasons 13-17 on yet?". Binge-watching ANTM is one of my most guilty of pleasures, especially since the past few seasons sans the Jays has gone so far down hill.

Doesn't it seem like everyone kind of is? I swear there are usually more lights, wreaths etc by now. Is it a weather thing?

Yeah he brought it up during the interview and I was like um......!? Then he adds the secretary (who has a High school diploma) is leaving for a better paying job and I was just like FML! 7 years of post HS education, $175k debt and this is it!? Ugh. Thanks for the advice, we're moving soon and I'm mainly trying to…

No shame in your connection, you do what you can do and also can your connections help me? I just went in for a part-time contract attorney position and he was like hey, our secretary is leaving for a BETTER PAYING JOB. How about we hire you full time as our secretary and you still do some part time legal work... for…

I hate when people say this to me but I'll be damned if it's not true - TIME. Time is everything. Every day you get a little stronger, every day it hurts a little less and then gradually, slowly you find things are better than they were before you and you are happier. I'm sorry he wasn't worthy of you and I'm sorry…

And throughout all of this recall that Jackie is still basically a teenager. Your account is what I have a feeling happened: a troubled, immature girl was overwhelmed and told a lie which then took on a life of its own, got away from her and ballooned and now her chickens are coming home to roost.

Oh I got it at 17, took it out at 18 and it's still open and ready for business at 31. It looked weird during my pregnancy! I'm sure if I wore a peircing I would have had to take it out when I got really big because everything was super stretched.

In the hole where that ill-fated attempt at rebellion used to be?

No I just watched and was like 'her?". Now it makes more sense how she's been such a thing. What's the deal with the other girls? Do tell...

I always think Martha looks good but I especially enjoy her stylized Halloween looks. Like this witch costume that I thought was pretty damn impressive - get it Martha. However she too looks impossibly unaged. I love checkout magazine scanning!

No she is not!? That just blew my mind and now Allison Williams makes more sense to me.

You know who else freaks me out on magazine covers in checkout lines?! Paula Deen. She always looks off - just slightly scary with her tarantula studded weird blue gaze. (those are Tammy Faye Baker quality eyelashes!)

I didn't even know about that! Connect the dots kids.

I love the Satanic Temple, I really do. First the statue in Oklahoma and now this. Plus they have an awesome campaign to exempt women from intrusive transvaginal ultrasound, mandatory waiting periods, and BS pre-abortion counseling based on a religious exemption.

I teach at a community college part time and my students snapchat during class. I was going to be like it's their dime I don't care if they mess around on their phones during class but then when I'm writing on the board they're will be giggling and after class one of the girls was like yeah, those guys were snap…

Explore modge-podge. I go to Ed McKay (used books) and look in the art book section and pick out old books with art I like it it and then the sky's the limit. I have made a Klimt coffee table, an art deco side table for my sister, a medieval side table for the BIL, tons of cool boxes that I use to give gifts in and…