JezLangley
JezLangley
JezLangley

Same thing with being tan in the US. It used to be being pale was a sign of wealth because it means you didn't have to work outside. Now, being tan is a sign of having leisure time (yes, yes or $ to tan).

Dude especially since referring to trying a guys milk has a different sort of connotation... you could have your own milk mustache of sorts ;)

Roast beef lips. I heard these guys talking about a girl in a bar and they were saying she's known for her "roast beef lips" and I just thought dear god!

The best part is they shut the fuck up. I mean what the hell can you say to that? I want my country back indeed.

Yep, my grandma loved this one right along with her other favorite: "no one wants to buy the cow if they can have the milk for free".

And to what end are these shots? Look honey, Mommy and her bridesmaids have asses... and here's the cake. I wonder if it's the brides' or bridesmaids idea or its a thing wedding photographers have started?

After a Radley you need like an Awesoma or a Magnifique. I like Awesoma Balko...

Yeah and by the end both hands are usually firmly planted on your lower back because you have become a land manatee and it and odd parts of your pelvis now hurt.... Happy pregnanting!

Good for her! I've been trying to get my mom to do just that. I tell her you deserve to have someone who thinks you are the shit and appreciates all you do and are but she's still in the "I hate men, I'll never ever be with a man again" stage. How'd your mom meet him? There's this hot fireman who's divorced who does

Same thing here. After 39 years of being a perfect homemaker, fabulous entertainer, and keeping herself looking like 15 years younger than she actually is my dad up and left because they weren't (and really had never been) happy. She's now reeling and it's so hard to watch because she did make a beautiful life for him

I've only gotten better now that I have a newly mobile 10 month old; I mean you gotta vacuum and pick up and danger is a good motivating force. BUT, I totally empathize because my husband I and were just like this before and it drove me NUTS that it was at least 1/2 his mess (likely more, the man's a pack rat) but all

I'm embarrassed to say I totally missed the misspelling and had to pause it and really search for it, my brain automatically inserted the "s" the first time around.

I definitely have parts of my route where I am always waiting to discover something. Once, as a kid, my brother and I were in the woods and found a stolen car and a bunch of sheriffs cars came and one let us sit in his car and play with the siren for a bit as a reward for our detective work. It was awesome!

You too? It was always irresistible and never satisfying but I just couldn't stop going down that particular rabbit hole.

I agree but I guess I want some serious change now and if we think Obama didn't deliver, I have a feeling what we will get with Clinton is just more of the same. Do you think anyone else will run against Clinton at all and if so who? Wouldn't it be great to get a viable third party this time? I think the right

You know what would maybe be good though is to have a true progressive primary challenge to force Hillary to move to the left a bit. I mean as it stands it's a damn race to the center right but I'm so over this. So many progressive ideas have majority support in this country and I'm tired of politicians like HRC

Hey but isn't this what the general consensus was back in 2007/8 about Obama? Why couldn't Warren successfully take on the Clinton political machine in a similar way? I feel like both have the same fervent grassroots support, I hoofed it door to door for Obama and I'd do that and more for Warren! I for one am over

It got tea-bagged. The GOP created the tea party and lost control of its own monster and hence the spiral down towards increasing extremism.

Oh I know what you're talking about now... yeah I like him quite a bit and think GGG is a great way to approach being in a relationship.