Um hey guys, can I play too?

Also did I not come to this very site and nominate electric toothbrushes as the sine qua non of household appliance vibrators?! It's like entry level sex toys 101.

Well she totally believes you are titled to your own pinion.

Hell yes! I tried posting a gif part of this in response to something yesterday. This song gets me laughing every time. I love Monty Python so damn much.

Ha, no. Or is it....?!

Where are you buying it?! I got one at Harris Teeter for my husband for $1.99 on sale (I think regular was $2.30 something). But it was just the plain old kind so maybe different kinds cost more but still, you should check out your local Harris Teeter if you have them. Also, if you do have them in your area you should…

Go get that domain name stat! There is already an LDSSingles.com but yours is so much wittier.

I don't know, isn't tithing a pretty good way of capitalizing on your religion? It's like here is the way and the truth and the light and don't forget to tip your server 10%!

Also surgeons sometimes seem to be almost oblivious. My husband's a surgical resident and I'm not surprised to hear this at all. After all, whose gonna say shit to someone who's gonna have them under the knife? Not I!! Anyone else I'd backtalk with "sweetie" or "darlin" or my husband loves to call obnoxious people…

I am so very sorry that happened to you and that you feel alone. I too have a hard time making (and keeping) friends but one thing I've pushed myself to do to fix that is that I am pushier than I feel comfortable with. That is I quit assuming the worst and take people at their word when they said they wanted to do…

Okay failed in posting the monty python gif massively. Basically it was an "Every Sperm is Sacred" send-up!

I would literally be all over that. But aren't they like super expensive? Googled it and yes yes yes $1,350. Can you find them used? I mean I could save up for $400ish eventually but $1350 is so out of my league. Enlighten me please because these seem so up my alley.

God though student loans?!? I started in 2007, everybody was getting hired starting at $70K a year. 3 years later, in 2010 only 12% of my class had job OFFERS! And the notion that a law degree helps in other fields is BS, documented BS. In law school I did all these clinics with children and domestic violence and the…

Well put. This article makes this ruling seem like a gross miscarriage of justice when it's basically standard pretrial legal procedure and motions practice that has nothing to do with any sort of political stance.

Okay don't get me freaking started on the clothing! I didn't (and still don't) have a lot of $ to buy and then have tailored suits and they pull, pull, pull across your chest. So I'd wear nice professional dresses and high necked sweaters with slacks or skirts. Got told I looked unprofessional (female judge said…

Add short and blonde and it's the story of my life! I'm also an attorney and this one judge insists on calling me "The little missy" and I mean what are you going to do? I have to be in front of him again, just grin and bare it I guess.

Interesting fact: there is STILL technically a cause of action in NC where if a man seduces a virgin with the promise of marriage then HER FATHER OR BROTHER can sue for the lost value (her virginity). I mean it's no longer enforced (would love to see what would happen if someone tried) but what killed me about it was…

And all those hysterical women who just like all the attention! I'm not sure if you are aware of this but I have it on good authority that there is an epidemic in false reporting so.... yeah.

It may be that to the base but the actual reason is the $ that everyone and their frat brother is making in the insurance industry, lobbing industry, pharma industry etc. etc. etc. When something is so damn contrary to the public interest it's still happening because someone, somewhere is making bank.