JezLangley
JezLangley
JezLangley

Add short and blonde and it's the story of my life! I'm also an attorney and this one judge insists on calling me "The little missy" and I mean what are you going to do? I have to be in front of him again, just grin and bare it I guess.

Interesting fact: there is STILL technically a cause of action in NC where if a man seduces a virgin with the promise of marriage then HER FATHER OR BROTHER can sue for the lost value (her virginity). I mean it's no longer enforced (would love to see what would happen if someone tried) but what killed me about it was

And all those hysterical women who just like all the attention! I'm not sure if you are aware of this but I have it on good authority that there is an epidemic in false reporting so.... yeah.

It may be that to the base but the actual reason is the $ that everyone and their frat brother is making in the insurance industry, lobbing industry, pharma industry etc. etc. etc. When something is so damn contrary to the public interest it's still happening because someone, somewhere is making bank.

Big boobs, small frame too here and I'll never understand why men think that's a convo they should have with you. Weirdest thing that ever happened to me was right out of college I was running this state senator's campaign and his district was on the coast but some of it away from the beach was really rural. Anyways,

My working theory is that a lot of clothes aren't be designed for women by women etc. but that they are being designed for this image of how they would look on a mannequin or model and so no one every considered actual wearability...? I don't know I can't imagine side-boob bra/armpit is an intentional fashion choice

I LOVE LOVE LOVE that she's finally decided to start being an actor and I liked how she did it in her own uniquely Sansa-esque way (funnily enough that seems to involve shoulder pads).

Be that as it may, the way Oberyn moves is just pure sex. He's got this leonine grace that makes him spellbinding to watch but last night, during the fight scene he was so elegant! He will be missed.

Okay when people tell you that you like Maxine Carr, a woman who now has a new identity, you could have sooo much damn fun with them. Smile enigmatically and be like, you have such lovely children.... do you live around here? I'd love to introduce them to my boyfriend :)

I could give two shits about the dress code. I think it's laudable that this young woman felt she was being unfairly treated and decided to advocate for herself and her position in a constructive way.

Muted OR wait for it to come out and get it dubbed in Italian or French or something. It'll sound super sexy and you can imagine whatever dialogue you want.

Everything I've tried on this year shows some damn part of my bra! The new back keyhole (?) trend shows the back clasp, a lot of interesting necklines will show straps or even sometimes cup edge and for heaven's sake what is the deal with the armholes? When did arm-holes get so big that you could see side boob? The

Visible bra straps a problem: don't wear bras! Problem solved right? I'm sure the school will be cool with this elegant solution. Now let's all jump for joy.

Yes children do but part of raising responsible adults is helping children transition to adults. I think that's what being a teenager is about. You are given progressively more responsibility and autonomy and allowed to exercise your growing independence within the safety and security of some rules and boundaries.

Right and so that means it's entirely illegitimate for a young adult girl in Canada to assert herself when she feels she's been treated unfairly. We shouldn't encourage teenagers to stand up for themselves and challenge the status-quo in a peaceful way because it's really hard for kids in Africa?

No man that is not parallel, that is a whole other level! I'm not too surprised, I totally remember being both baffled and somewhat impressed by the inventiveness and lack of fear displayed by teenage boys but WOW that could have gone spectacularly wrong and you know you would have been a legend at the local ER! You

Nice idea but I know this type of kid and they LIKE that it's offensive. At my university, this fraternity used to hold a weekend long function called "Old South" where girls would wear hoop dresses, guys would wear Confederate uniforms, AND get this: they'd cover the lawn in front of their fraternity house with

First off, vampire anything sounds awesome but what does LARPer mean? Second, no I do not but none else wanted to fight epee against a 5'2" girl so I didn't get a lot of actual experience. Also, no credits for fencing :(

Am I the only one who thought hooray, no more drunk people sloshing me with their drinks? Rape issues aside, I like the idea of covered drinks in bars, seems like a great way to cut down on sticky spillage!

I feel safer with swords. I fenced in college (not like an epee with a blunt tip will do anything) but I feel more comfortable with a big knife or stick when checking out things going bump in the night. Mainly because the fumble fear, I feel more comfortable with a sword than I ever have with a gun.