Why would I play it on a Wii U when the game runs on a Wii U emulator already?

Oh, but as a PC gamer, I can play the new Zelda. See, it’s running on the Cemu Wii U emulator. It only took a guy 48 hours to get it up and running. Granted, it only runs at 15 fps for now, but in a week or two, that’ll probably be up to 30 fps...and at a significantly higher resolution, too. So you see, I can play…

My dad lives in Virginia Beach, and I can absolutely tell you with 100% accuracy that it is a boring, bland, regular backwoods shithole where nothing ever happens and hardly a single thing is special, and that’s exactly how most of the people living there like it.

I try to stagger how often I visit.

Are they actually acknowledging it’s an Iron Man statue and not something “completely original and unaffiliated”? Because it has all of those subtle differences that implies the latter, as the Chinese are known to do.

The first 10 episodes are brilliant, so clearly you have pretty awful taste in entertainment.

A more blatant attempt to capitalize on the success of another game, I haven’t seen.

Uh...barring the Chinese, of course.

This is rather pathetic of Epic.

Looks like he’s using an Oculus. HAH!

Peasant.

He’s an obnoxious, fucking idiot. A very successful fucking idiot, but still a fucking idiot.

Hopefully the first of many. I look forward to a new “KKK guy found dead at X” every other week from now on.

With a max output of 720p (apparently), a 3 hour battery life, and a subscription multiplayer service, my interest in the Switch amounts to meh.

But these are probably good ads for people that don’t care about all that niggling specifications junk.

NAZIS DO NOT DESERVE THE RIGHT TO HAVE A VOICE.

What part of “fascism is evil and they want to kill you and your family” do you god damned idiots not understand? Let them have a voice? NO. Nazis are evil and must be destroyed. Thinking otherwise is suicide. Your kind of thinking will kill us all. Shut up.

Stop being a…

Go fuck yourself, Pokahontas.

That...that’s not the gamer’s dream.

My girlfriend and I watched Kids on the Slope, and we found it insanely boring, and almost completely devoid of actual jazz music performances. We thought we were going into a music anime, and instead it turns into this love-triangle horse shit, and the whole time we’re screaming “SOMEONE PLAY SOME FUCKING JAZZ…

I have had exactly zero reasons to visit a Gamestop in...at least 3 years. Or any other video game retailer. Hopefully I’m not the only one. Hopefully the company will go out of business sometime soon. Hopefully they’ll find a way to save Game Informer, which is the only good thing about the whole situation, but even…

Well half-life was certainly a great and very important game, but best game ever it most definitely is not.

And only signing up for the thing costs $12, the actual X-COM game is free.

Well half-life was certainly a great and very important game, but best game ever it most definitely is not.

And only…

I’ll accept that!

I’ll accept that!

Best game ever made? But...X-COM isn’t System Shock 2.

How about ONE OF the best games ever made? Like SS2 and Deus Ex?

Best game ever made? But...X-COM isn’t System Shock 2.

How about ONE OF the best games ever made? Like SS2 and Deus…

Well, you got two out of the four correct.

Chaos Child is ultra-violence with boring mind fuckery, and Scum’s Wish is just generic slice-of-life romance crap rehashed yet again. Both are pretty awful. The best romance show of the series is Masamune-kun’s Revenge. But none of them are the best shows.  

ACCA, Little…

Would it have been so difficult to grab a random white or black guy off the street, ask them if they speak English, and then get them to write this shit out so it’s not just...a mess?

Which is the question I ask every single time I see Engrish nonsense in anything.