Jewsh
An Atheist Jew
Jewsh

I have had exactly zero reasons to visit a Gamestop in...at least 3 years. Or any other video game retailer. Hopefully I’m not the only one. Hopefully the company will go out of business sometime soon. Hopefully they’ll find a way to save Game Informer, which is the only good thing about the whole situation, but even

Well half-life was certainly a great and very important game, but best game ever it most definitely is not.

And only signing up for the thing costs $12, the actual X-COM game is free.

Well half-life was certainly a great and very important game, but best game ever it most definitely is not.

And only

I’ll accept that!

I’ll accept that!

Best game ever made? But...X-COM isn’t System Shock 2.

How about ONE OF the best games ever made? Like SS2 and Deus Ex?

Best game ever made? But...X-COM isn’t System Shock 2.

How about ONE OF the best games ever made? Like SS2 and Deus

Well, you got two out of the four correct.

Chaos Child is ultra-violence with boring mind fuckery, and Scum’s Wish is just generic slice-of-life romance crap rehashed yet again. Both are pretty awful. The best romance show of the series is Masamune-kun’s Revenge. But none of them are the best shows.  

ACCA, Little

Would it have been so difficult to grab a random white or black guy off the street, ask them if they speak English, and then get them to write this shit out so it’s not just...a mess?

Which is the question I ask every single time I see Engrish nonsense in anything.

That mother fucker is going to kill us all.

Yeah, well, fuck Twitch.

Keeping in mind they were trying to make a game about a guy being a badass when this supposed Darth-class sith lord was killed by a fucking padawan.  

There are free emulators that have been able to load up any game in the fucking library for at least 17 years. WHY bother with this?!

Now playing

Oh, so now you giant bloody idiots pay attention? He’s been saying shit like this for two years.

And at least some of you damned fools put him in power. Oh, well done.

Dishonored 1/2, Space Hulk, ZOMBI, Portal 2, DOOM 2016, Bioshock Infinite, Fallout 4, Fallout New Vegas, Fallout 3, Shadow Warrior 1/2, Battlefield Bad Company 1/2, both new Deus Ex games, Borderlands 2, and a whole bunch of other very good SP FPS titles would like to shit all over that statement of yours.

Did this cease to be in effect at midnight yesterday? Because it’s $20 again.

Chokers are super hot.

The fact that Clash Royale has a fucking pro circuit fills me with immense exasperation and a general sense of lebensmüde.

Fuck this planet.

I hate to defend Comcast in any way, but this isn’t their fault. These people are subcontractors that happen to be driving Comcast-branded trucks. It’s the fault of the asshole electrical engineers. They are, to put it precisely, “pieces of shit”. Hopefully they’ll be fired, but they probably won’t be.

WE JUST HAD THIS FUCKING CONVERSATION

So, he’s a fucking liar. Disappointing, but I can’t say I’m surprised. Now I just dislike the obnoxious twit a bit more.

I think I’ll just wait until someone mods the game on PC so that I can run around in that powered armor all the time.

What you want, the changes you would like to see, would require a fundamental shift in human nature. That being that people, specifically men, are drawn to watch stuff that has tits and/or bare skin, and production studios realize this and so capitalize on it. In other words, it’s never going to change.

Fan service