I’ve been playing it with my girlfriend. That horrible water-baby thing freaks us the fuck out.

Because people with a lot of money are usually complete idiots with that money.

It’s amazing to me that this blatant hentai content can actually get airtime in Japan. While television in Japan is unashamedly sexualized, this is...well, porn. I’m certain the bluray releases will be completely uncensored (at least as far as that shit goes in Japan)...which will be the time to actually watch the…

No, it is not time to play it again...ever. I was bored out of my bloody mind by this thing.

I don’t give two shits about herding cows.

Eh, yes and no. Unfortunately Bethsoft is a company owned by a corporation - Zenimax, and Zenimax does not give two shits about things like “production pipelines” or “creativity” or “content”. They care about their bottom line, the budget, and profit.

So when Bethsoft says “we’re gonna need $20 million bucks to make…

I wasn’t even aware of this kickstarter, which is a shame, but it’s been made, so that’s good!

Also, “premieres for backers” means “premieres for everyone”, because bittorrent.

*cough*

You left out religious indoctrination.

Although I suppose that could be included in et cetera.

I really hope at some point he’s able to get the game fully voiced in Japanese. The English is fine, but I think I’ll have a lot more fun with it when chicks go KYA! instead of AHH! etc.

Yes. It’s a script extender. To simplify the explanation, it’s a separate application that launches skyrim, expands what the game can do beyond the initial scope of the dev team, and allows for massive, sweeping changes through mods. It’s not something that can ever be implemented on a closed system like a console.

No…

How about if they made the game not a piece of shit?

That would be a great start.

I guess I need to put Guam on my list.

Thanks!

AWESOME!

Gaki no Tsukai’s annual Batsu punishment specials have been doing this for a looooooong time. It’s always hilarious!

Also, by the way, everyone can see those amazing batsu games here, with English subs! :

I never get tired of this track...or this album, come to mention it.

WAHHHH WAHHHH RICH PEOPLE WANT MORE MONIES WAHHH-fuck right off.

As a Vive owner, Oculus/Facebook can fuck right off.

As a Rift owner, Oculus/Facebook can fuck right off.

At this rate I’ll probably be selling my rift some time soon. The lack of roomscale and 1:1 controls PLUS all of this exclusivity garbage just makes the company and product not something I really want to support.…

I would find this absolutely hilarious and would love to see it implemented community-wide.

The obnoxious fucker is a multi-millionaire at this point - just a buy a house and build a studio in the basement and make as much fucking noise as you want.

That this is even an issue for him is ridiculous.

It’s amazing, Patrick, that you’re able to write a whole article about Oculus Touch without mentioning that the Vive is a thing which has had this technology since launch, availale now, and that it’s very shitty of Oculus to be seeking/securing exclusives.

But you know, whatever. Keep on journaling.

So it’s Skyrim, but Zelda?

I can get behind that, I guess.

Or just play Skyrim with Zelda mods. There are certainly enough of them.