10 minutes is pretty shitty flight time, but it would get me the 12 miles to work! I drive there in 15 minutes at 60 mph, and that’s not taking a direct beeline, over buildings and whatnot.

It could work! I find myself in a position where I could actually afford a commercialized version of this. Exciting!

There’s are two big problems with marketing this to an American audience, namely that

1) Most Americans don’t know where Amsterdam is.
and
2) Most Americans don’t give two shits about Amsterdam.

So...maybe focus less on the fact that it takes place in Amsterdam?

Black and White is an amazing game and now I think I should go and play it again. Shame on Microsoft. Lionhead was a great company.

They’re not called “shitty Chinese knock-offs” for nothing. I mean, that’s a phrase that exists. Now personified, I guess?

I’ve been playing the game for the last few weeks, it is genuinely, stupidly fun. I can usually get in the top 5 players within a couple minutes at this point.

One thing I’m sorry to see recently, though, is the inclusion of bots. Lots and lots of bots. It’s easy to tell a bot from a human because of identical…

If the Japanese are good at one thing, it’s queuing up to buy and/or play shit.

Fortunately they’re also good at a very many other awesome things. But queuing! They’re great at that.

There’s a reason they’re doing this, people - you stink. USE IT. SHOWER OFTEN. STOP STINKING UP MY CONVENTIONS WITH YOUR DANK SMELLS

The fact that they’re doing this is not indicative of their bad judgement, but the fact that clearly there’s a large percentage of the gamer/nerd/whatever population that don’t understand…

Illusion is responsible for some of the best AND absolute worst hentai games that exist. Not just in quality, but in content. The kind of fucked up mind that would come up with games which are all about rape, I hope I never meet.

The game is easily one of the best designed in literally a decade. They did an absolutely phenomenal job, and everyone should buy it. That said, it is difficult. So difficult that for most of the bosses I ended up just cheating to get past them (The South/Desert bosses are lots of fun, though). Other than that, it…

Lots of people have. This shit isn’t new, dude.

This is why I haven’t bought your fucking game yet, Ubisoft! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

I’m glad they listed San Jose, since I live there. My income is less than what they state ($89k or so), however I live in a remarkably cheap apartment and have no immediate plans to leave it. $1000 a month for a one-bedroom, which, sadly, is now extraordinarily low for San Jose. A building just opened up a mile or so…

Horse shit.

Downtime for major companies can equal millions of dollars in lost business, depending on what services are interrupted and for how long. DDoS attacks definitely hurt their targets.

Perhaps Blizzard wouldn’t have been the target this time around if they weren’t being a bunch of gigantic assholes to their fans. But you…

My order page has been updated saying my Vive will ship out in May, instead of April.

I pre-ordered within 6 hours of the thing being made available, not sure why I have to wait an extra month.

Masturbating 15 year olds don’t give a shit that the girl’s hair falls through the character geometry or ground, or whatever.

And that explains why Tecmo doesn’t give a shit.

Fuck the bosses in this. Fuck them all over the place. In their eyes, through their noses, down their lungs and into their spleens. I’ll admit that I cheated when it came to the boss fights. I can only die so many times (at least 20 or 30) trying to kill one god damned boss before I say fuck it and cheat.

Cheat Engine…

“Lessons in Paranoia” by a certified paranoid.

I’m fine.

This post is where I learn that there’s a fucking Battletoad in the new Killer Instinct.

AHHHHHHHHHH THANKS