Downtime for major companies can equal millions of dollars in lost business, depending on what services are interrupted and for how long. DDoS attacks definitely hurt their targets.

Perhaps Blizzard wouldn’t have been the target this time around if they weren’t being a bunch of gigantic assholes to their fans. But you…

My order page has been updated saying my Vive will ship out in May, instead of April.

I pre-ordered within 6 hours of the thing being made available, not sure why I have to wait an extra month.

Masturbating 15 year olds don’t give a shit that the girl’s hair falls through the character geometry or ground, or whatever.

And that explains why Tecmo doesn’t give a shit.

Fuck the bosses in this. Fuck them all over the place. In their eyes, through their noses, down their lungs and into their spleens. I’ll admit that I cheated when it came to the boss fights. I can only die so many times (at least 20 or 30) trying to kill one god damned boss before I say fuck it and cheat.

Cheat Engine…

“Lessons in Paranoia” by a certified paranoid.

I’m fine.

This post is where I learn that there’s a fucking Battletoad in the new Killer Instinct.

AHHHHHHHHHH THANKS

I did try it, yeah. For $400 or whatever it costs, I want something that feels a lot more solid. I felt like the HOTAS stick would snap in half if I dropped it the wrong way D:

I too would like to know more about this new Saitek. Links? Articles? Model #? etc? I was going to get the TM Warthog but its lack of z-axis rotation killed that idea, and the X-55 feels like it’s made of cheap, shitty plastic.

I was considering buying the Thrustmaster Warthog but stopped short when I saw it had no Z-axis rotation. I realize they’re going for complete authenticity with that thing, but that decision must have cost them a lot of sales.

Instead of saying how sorry you are, Phil, how about you just be frank, tell us the name of the fucking idiot who thought it would be a good idea to set up the party like that, and follow it up with news that that person has been sacked?

Anything else is simply typical corporate due-diligence bullshit. I hope nobody…

Just another typical interview where the guy can’t or won’t say anything about the questions being asked and so dances around the issue with non-answers that don’t amount to bullshit. Thanks, Jeep, you have a stupid name.

Easily, easily, the stupidest fucking thing Sony could have done with this. Provide the HMD but force people to buy the tracking and controlling hardware separately? Are they high?

So much for Sony having their shit together.

“Station.”

No. It’s that guy’s fault that he has no idea what constitutes quality in games and yet has a ridiculous amount of power to decide the success or failure of other games due to the fact that least half of the 40-something million fucking idiots that follow his channel actually value his opinion.

The fact that the guy…

Why does Spider-Man have a glowing spider on his chest?

Okay, this is disturbing for me, because in most of these cases the illustrated versions of these people are way hotter than their real life counterparts.

*sigh*

Keep in mind that “Konami Digital Entertainment” is just a subsidiary of what is now called Konami Holdings Corporation. That name alone should indicate the nature of the company and where their interests lie.

For shit’s sake, guys...just get someone to fuck. It’s really not that difficult!