No, stop. Just put Gunship’s flagship album on infinite repeat. You’ll never need another driving game soundtrack again...or possible any other soundtrack to anything, now that I think about it.

Can I at least experience this tutorial in Japanese?

The game has been out for less than 2 months and there are already over 4,000 mods on the Nexus.

Yes, I expected to see content by now...and I was not disappointed.

SHIT SUCKS FOR CONSOLES BUT WHAT’S NEW WITH THAT

Guess what? It’s your money to flush down the toilet. The problem isn’t that companies want $60 for multiplayer games, it’s that people are stupid enough to actually pay it. If you don’t want to spend that much money, exercise this thing some people have called patience, and don’t.

Look at me! I’m Mr. Meeseeks!

The uncensored version of this anime is basically a yuri hentai series. It goes all the way to third base. I can’t imagine how they A) secured the budget to make this and B) managed to air even the uncensored version.

The FarCry franchise needs only one thing: Another Blood Dragon. Just make it 60 hours long. I want a whole, goddamned full-on Blood Dragon game.

I loved Blood Dragon.

And now, just because, here’s Synthwave sensation GUNSHIP. Revel in their incredible sound:

Celty better get her god damn head back.

WHY?!

I have no problem with the taste of refrigerated tomatoes, so whatever!

Emulators can render old games at *significantly* higher resolutions that whatever system Sony is using, and the vast majority of people don’t give two flying shits about trophies or achievements.

Konami doesn’t give two shits about its gaming division. Most of their profits come from Pachinko parlors, gyms, and other retail businesses they own and operate in Japan.

Not to be that guy, even though I usually am, but if you want to play as Chaos without preordering, just pirate the thing. It’ll be unlocked by somebody, unless it’s content that’s downloaded separately, requiring a key to get at it. And even then, it’s likely some pirate or another will torrent it as a patch.

That…

I’ll be receiving my Virtuix Omni VR treadmill thing in the next couple of months, and it’s awesome and I’m super excited, but it suffers from one major flaw: You can’t crouch.

That’ll take some getting used to.

I’m stealing that image.

Your use of the word “hella” invalidated the entire article. Please bring it up to code.

I love that all but three of these are available on PC.

So much for needing to buy that PS4, I guess.

Yes

I can’t believe you get paid for this.

Well, no, I can believe it, I just find it bloody ridiculous.

I don’t have a problem with the killing of kids in Fallout, as long as there is a sufficiently serious consequence for such a reprehensible act. The Childkiller moniker, universal hatred from humans, and getting hunted by ultra-tough bounty hunters in the first couple games fit the crime.

Unfortunately, gaming exists…

There is no way Sony won’t sue the shit out of the guy, or at least drop a thousand C&D’s on him.

I will definitely pirate his app, assuming he’s able to release even a single build.