Konami doesn’t give two shits about its gaming division. Most of their profits come from Pachinko parlors, gyms, and other retail businesses they own and operate in Japan.

Not to be that guy, even though I usually am, but if you want to play as Chaos without preordering, just pirate the thing. It’ll be unlocked by somebody, unless it’s content that’s downloaded separately, requiring a key to get at it. And even then, it’s likely some pirate or another will torrent it as a patch.

That…

I’ll be receiving my Virtuix Omni VR treadmill thing in the next couple of months, and it’s awesome and I’m super excited, but it suffers from one major flaw: You can’t crouch.

That’ll take some getting used to.

I’m stealing that image.

Do Imperium ships have shields? I was never clear on that. Seems like a pretty important feature to have on a starship.

Also, one transphasic torpedo from that piddly little Voyager can blow the shit out of a Borg Cube, and those things were 3 kilometers to a side. Even a Retribution-Class Imperium Battleship (5.5 km…

Your use of the word “hella” invalidated the entire article. Please bring it up to code.

Cheers on you, Annalee. Also, thanks for mentioning where you’ll be heading. It’s extremely annoying when people don’t do that.

I love that all but three of these are available on PC.

So much for needing to buy that PS4, I guess.

Yes

I can’t believe you get paid for this.

Well, no, I can believe it, I just find it bloody ridiculous.

I don’t have a problem with the killing of kids in Fallout, as long as there is a sufficiently serious consequence for such a reprehensible act. The Childkiller moniker, universal hatred from humans, and getting hunted by ultra-tough bounty hunters in the first couple games fit the crime.

Unfortunately, gaming exists…

As is always the case, Sci-Fi novelists predicted this tech a long time ago. Peter F. Hamilton wrote about OC (organic circuitry) tattoos in his Commonwealth Saga, which have a ton of uses.

I’d much rather Patton Oswalt be a part of this. He is genuinely funny, and a huge fucking nerd. He’s be perfect for it.

There is no way Sony won’t sue the shit out of the guy, or at least drop a thousand C&D’s on him.

I will definitely pirate his app, assuming he’s able to release even a single build.

Every Bethsoft game since Morrowind has launched with an absolutely shit UI. Excuse me if I remain unsurprised by Bethsoft’s continued inadequacies.

This is why I haven’t bought the game yet - I’m waiting for mods and patches that will fix this crap, so I don’t ever have to experience it.

You know what I don’t have? Two important things, in relation to this:

1) A job writing about games for a living.

2) 600 fucking hours.

Every time I see or hear someone say “YOU SHOULD PLAY WITHOUT FAST TRAVEL IT’S SO MUCH MORE IMMERSIVE” I have to remind them that as an adult that doesn’t get paid to play games, I…

Based on that video, from an episode which I don’t remember at all, Omega Supreme is a total pussy.
His appearance in War for Cybertron was way, way cooler.

Will buy it in a year, when all the DLC is out and the game is $30.

I’ll be damned if I drop $60 on a game that has been intentionally released with limited content, and then another $50 on the season pass just to fill out the content that those pricks should have included to begin with. Fuck you a thousand times, EA.…

THIS is still fucking amazing.