Yeah, you are. I mean the last two seasons of the show were absolute fucking garbage but at least they finally managed to get them together. So of course Chris Carter has to take the one accomplishment he pulled from all that drech and shit all over it for the new...whatever it is.

>...zombies from I Am Legend
>I am Legend
>zombies

READ THE FUCKING BOOK, ADAM.

Nothing will turn me vegan. The taste of animal flesh is more delicious than any fucking vegetable will ever be.

He’ll always be Harry Potter, it doesn’t matter what work he does. Harry Potter with a beard, Harry Potter who fucks horses, Harry Potter who deals with a ghost bitch, Harry Potter Makes GTA, whatever.

Why the hell is the desire to fuck with people’s sex lives ALWAYS on the table?

Are YOU going to fuck a robot? No? Then mind your own god damned business and let people put their penises and vaginas wherever they want. As long as it’s consensual.

Neat! Maybe this time people will play it, since they’re releasing it on a platform that people own.

Did...I’m sorry, but did you actually say “excellent Alien 3 and Aliens vs Predator“?

Both of those films were horrible. AvP moreso than Aliens 3, and Aliens 3 was definitely better than Aliens 4, but I’m now going to question every single recommendation you make, Luke. Your taste in films has made your taste in…

Hah! Well, I did skip Vista entirely. So...it took until Windows 7 SP1 came out, I guess!

“Experts” need to shut up.

Focus on making contact first, idiots. Any kind of interstellar contact would take decades or centuries to exchange messages, anyway. Plenty of time to send a message that says “Oh yeah, please ignore all that heteronormative patriarchical phalocentric maleochrisy content you might have…

I...guess? I mean Windows phones and tablets make up a whopping 3% of worldwide marketshare. So while phones and tablets certainly *can* make use of an x86 version of Windows, most people would seem to not give a shit and would rather own an Android or iPhone or Blackberry (hah!) device.

Pretty sure we were only…

Well, also not appealing, considering the 64 bit architecture of most/all PC hardware these days.

Why would you have an x86 OS installed today? I mean you know, unless your system is actually that old.

Oh for fuck’s sake, Microsoft: Fuck you.

Just curious, but why do you *care* what pewdiepie liked? Why does it matter?

Or did you just stick the name into your article as click bait?

Yeah! Several thousand people, I guess. Not a lot, but apparently not too few to make MS rethink releasing two more consoles over there XD

Probably because that person is a fucking idiot and just listed the first Japanese city that came to mind.

I’m assuming you never played Halo 2 online? Japanese players on there *always* kicked the shit out of American players. It was never not the case.

It’s not the Japanese player’s fault that they have gigbit internet bandwidth in every home and everyone in the States are getting consistently and universally fucked over by their ISPs. If you don’t like it, burn down some corporate HQ’s and fix the system. You know, just make sure they know *why* you did it.

Do I need to be the one to say “Fuck you, Konami”, or has that already been said?

Eh, just in case: Fuck you, Konami.

Please expound on your idiotic statement with logical reasoning as to why you believe anime fans “kinda suck”.

Or, they could have given the finger to corporate-identity conformists and just kept is as it is for the next 30 years and it would’ve been fine.

In the future, it’s just going to be a multi-colored “Ggl.”