EA and Sony have specific departments of full time ex-journalists and data analysts that produce reports prior to a game’s launch on the projected Metacritic score. They’re usually right with a 2-3 point margin of error.

Metacritic is sadly, disgustingly important in AAA game development these days. Metacritic scores…

DAMN IT!

But it would have made so much sense!

Saw the previews, read a premise, passed on it immediately. I don’t need to watch shit to know it’s shit.

That said - do the white and black main characters, whatever his name is, MERGE to form a GRAY version?! They do, don’t they.

About bloody time.

And people ask me why I haven’t bought the new MK game.

Because they’ll be releasing new content for it for a year, that’s why. I’m not buying a game that’s not feature complete.

Just because you say they’re amazing doesn’t mean they’re amazing. Neat? Sure. Cool? I’ll go that far. But AMAZING?

If you misapply adjectives what the hell are you going to use when something really IS amazing? Don’t use our precious adjectives as fucking buzzwords to drive traffic to your dumb junk.

The BSG and Event Horizon used a “jump” type of FTL drive. Not true FTL, they just circumvented the need to break the light-speed barrier by folding space-time...which is basically what the Heart of Gold does as well...and the Tardis (I think).

And actually if you get down to it, all time-machines, including the…

T...they’re all so hot.

It actually does occur in the first Dark Empire comic. You know, back when Star Wars was cool.

The new Battlefront game, with an Oculus Rift+Virtuix Omni+1:1 motion controls = this.

EA just needs to make the game compatible with a 1:1 control scheme and we’ve have it.

Unfortunately that’s what happens when 15 year-olds are allowed their right to free speech and a computer. I have absolutely no belligerence for the game or the two-person dev team, I’m just sorry I wasted my money on a game I’ll probably never play again after the first 2 hours.

Probably one of the best Vulcans/Spocks I’ve seen in a long time.

Except for the ears. That’s just lazy.

Brilliant. I’m not really buying the whole “tiny Asian lady” in place of MJF, but it works, and the dude playing Doc actually looks like Christopher Lloyd!

Ain’t that one of the Mythbusters?

If I could get a refund, I would.

If they’re not idiots, they’ll include a “classic” Ken skin, which I’m sure everyone will use.

Of course, I’m dubious as to that first bit.

Windows Phones have held a consistent 2% worldwide market share for the last several years, which is hilarious. That number hasn’t increased at all as far as I’m aware.

I’m honestly surprised they’ve held on this long.

Okusama ga Seito Kaichou! also airs “uncensored”, or at least as uncensored as ecchi series can get. It’s actually closer to a hentai anime than an ecchi anime. There is literal tit-sucking. I was surprised, frankly. Aside from that, it’s genuinely amusing! Huzzah!

They must have offered him a LOT of money per episode.

That joke makes me want to simultaneously choke you into a coma whilst chuckling and crying a lot.

It takes 22.3 years for something tragic to become officially funny. You’ll have to wait until August 2020 for a REAL, non coma-choking laugh to a Phil Hartman death joke. ;_;