There’s this awesome thing you could try: Piracy.

It circumvents all of Ubisoft’s stupid Uplay bullshit.

If you feel like paying for the game, just pirate it after you’ve bought it and play that, instead.

Otherwise you’re fucked.

As much as I’d love a new Vanquish, a pretty aesthetic and respect for nostalgia do not for a great game make. They can be as true to the original Prime source as they want, but if the gameplay is shallow, repetitive and boring, the game will still be garbage.

So I’ll wait and see.

Don’t call me an asshole! Shepard is Mass Effect’s deus ex machina. They aren’t one and the same, Shepard is a storytelling mechanic.

Asshole.

I hate how they keep using the word “hologram” to describe their augmented reality tech. THEY’RE NOT HOLOGRAMS YOU FUCKERS.

Also, I was supremely dubious about the coolness of this tech, but live demos really do change opinions. I’ll have to buy one of those things now. You know, assuming more cool stuff can be done…

It’s a good thing I stopped buying collectors’ editions, or I would have to buy this.

BUT...I’ve got enough stupid shit on shelves.

It’s a good thing I stopped buying collectors’ editions, or I would have to buy this.

BUT...I’ve got enough stupid…

Seriously, why would anyone play this or any other clicky game without an auto-clicking app?

“Ah yes, ‘Reapers’.”

That’s the fucking 1989 Bat-mobile! Oh China, you’ll just steal anything!

I know! It’s actually just a hook! Somehow I feel adding a block of white to the hook will detract from it being “bat”, though.

Early Access for a YEAR?! Ridiculous. With its shitty optimization, I dare not buy it now. My Jewishness won’t allow it.

A sequel to a successful franchise!?

THAT’S NEVER HAPPENED EVER

You realize I was referencing the screenshot of the script, where the player character seems to be the one saying that line?

Genius.

Unless Ron Perlman is voicing the male player character for the whole game, nobody should EVER be allowed to say these lines but him.

That is so the Mysterious Stranger. Man, I love that perk.

THAT is certainly a matter of opinion.