The Rolling Girls

This is just not cool. You don't fuck with the "covers = shield from horrible death" thing. That's a sacred rule. Without it, children would be terrified of the night, and the illusion of the safety of the bed would be for naught.

I need to know the source of this.

WHICH publishers told them to switch the leads to men? This kind of shit can only be solved through public shaming.

Idiots. All of them. Waiting in line for shit, fine, whatever, but waiting in line in the SNOW, in subzero temperatures?

A mouse and keyboard would probably work for me, but I'd prefer a whole joystick/pedal/throttle-stick setup with an oculus, or three large 60-70" curved LCD TVs. Obviously for more than just Elite, but it'd be so sweet with all that.

I would consider it to be just the coolest thing ever if in the process of their exploration they discovered a powerful hostile alien race and ignited an inter-species war that stretched across the galaxy, changing how the game is played for everyone.

I don't know if I want to even touch that fuckin' thing.

You missed the point entirely.

That's...I don't even know where to begin. Explain that statement.

HEY GUYS ISN'T POST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER FUNNY? HAH! Look at all them solders, remembering how their friends died. That's so funny! More comics making light of psychological trauma, please!

The theme song to Horrible Histories' Stupid Deaths sketch series is infinitely better, but alright! DayZ, funny!

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO QUESTION TRADITION

As long as these god damn things are skippable, I don't really care about them. Some, like the LucasArts bumpers, were often brilliant. These days, though, the standard trend is for publishers/developers to make these things an unskippable fucking nuisance with every game release. FarCry 4 being the latest offense. I…

Man Is Idiot.

I'm just glad I'm not the only person that doesn't like his new fuckin' face.

I don't like his new face. At all. There's something very OFF about it. The shape of his jaw. his sunken eyes, his hair.

No. Bad. Boo. BOO I SAY! FIX IT

You're insane.

On second thought I'd rather not receive 17,000 hate posts from people so, I'm removing my comment. It's not worth it.

I've yet to see an award show that wasn't bloody awful. I'll pass, but thanks.