I'm not sure an article of this length was necessary to cover this topic, but whatever.

OKAY, FINE. This was bloody amazing.

Thank you.

Are they trying to get Japanese dudes to kill themselves? Because that's how you go about doing that.

Excuse me. I'm running the game at an average of 63 fps on ultra settings, and that's on a system I built 3 years ago for less than $700. The newest bit of tech in there is a GTX 680, which is several generations old by now. Let's stop perpetuating the concept that playing games on PCs with high quality settings…

The headline for this article is literally one of the funniest things I've ever read on Kotaku. That's not a criticism of Kotaku, but just a massive, MASSIVE understatement to express Microsoft's failed pathetic Japanese launch.

Wait wait wait...you're telling me that performing a combat roll DOESN'T make me invincible for a couple seconds?

Well, that's just bullshit.

I'm hoping by the time the game comes to PC, Bungie will have gotten their story-telling shit together. A game with a scope as large as this had BETTER have a well-told god damn story.

I'm a little late to this party but: Yannick LeJacq, you have shit taste in films. Just utterly horrible. I would make it a point to avoid any movie you recommend.

I'm not sorry for them. I'm actually kind of happy they're doing so poorly. I don't like Microsoft. I don't like their shitty business practices, I don't like their shitty operating systems despite the fact that I use them almost exclusively, and I don't like their consoles, despite owning them. Their phones are crap,…

I don't see how this development diminishes that aspect of the service at all.

Oh, hey! Bonobo. Someone has great taste in music.

The old Corsair logo never did it for me. It looks pretty cheap on it's own, like it was designed by an intern with 6 months of Illustrator under his belt. The new logo just doesn't make any bloody sense, and definitely resembles those idiotic tribal tattoos that a sizeable portion of the douchebag population loved to…

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

I would be interested in doing all this junk if I had the time. Since I don't, I'll wait for someone to come up with a simple 1-click option. Now that it's possible, it's only a matter of time.

See TowelRoot.

Also fat people wouldn't be able to run fast from monsters, or parkour up the side of a wall, or grind down a powerline. They would, instead, die. So there's that.

Am I the only person that thinks it's absolutely amazing and awesome that Uganda has gaming community events? I just thought that whole country was one big sad. Shows what I know!

Oh look, another corrupt asshole on the Diet. OH WAIT, that's all of them.

Nevermind. This is just the first coward to actively sprint from the press.

Holy Shit. I've dreamt about a game like this for 20 years!

I just wanted to see a game with more contemporary characters of the time, of course. Spike Spiegel, Vash the Stampede, Tetsuo and Kaneda, the chicks from Slayers, etc. Still, this is amazing and I will import it.

It's simple, really. They just don't give a shit.

Case in point, this blatant understatement: "From a technical standpoint, you look at the architecture of the Xbox One and there are some similarities to the architecture of a modern PC,"

SOME similarities? the Xbone is running on 3 edited versions of Windows, and this l…

I must say I'm rather excited about that new Godzilla game. Their default Godzilla model seems largely based on the suit from Godzilla 1984, and that one has *always* been my favorite Godzilla design! Probably because it was the first Godzilla movie I ever saw, back when it was released in the States in 1985.