Jewsh
An Atheist Jew
Jewsh

He's immensely talented, however most of the behavioral "flinching" animations, characters getting knocked around by gunfire etc, is dynamically animated by middleware physics scripts running in the background these days. Euphoria, from NaturalMotion, is the most prevalent.

I get the concept, it just seems utterly boring. But you know, whatever.

Yet another reason why indie development has become the innovative future of game design: No corporate PR bullshit. Ubisoft's response to this is utterly pathetic.

When you're hot, you can do whatever the hell you want.

Can't even flag it for spam. -_- Way to go, Kinja devs. When will the Gawker commenting system never be a piece of shit?

That's easily the stupidest thing I've read today. Bravo.

Well since I don't work for Sony or Hello Games, that would be an accurate statement. Do you know anything?

Yeah I don't think you have any of that right, but sure okay why not.

So...a Boy and his Dog?

That's a book/movie set in a post-apocalyptic world about a young man looking for a bunker of girls to rape and his friendly telepathic doggie companion.

It's great, and terrible.

Complicated. I think he considered himself more of an agnostic, but not in the sense of "not being sure" as to whether there was a god or not, but in that he simply couldn't self-identify with those he called "fanatical atheists" (militant atheists), whom he saw as unnecessarily belligerent, to the point where they

About god damn time.

But uh, hey Rockstar! Thanks for the afterthought, I guess.

Last I checked, this was being developed for a PC release. So now you're telling me that the platform and audience most likely to fully appreciate this amazing game is getting kicked in the balls with yet another fucking exclusivity deal?

Thanks. I'll never change it. A Rabbi throwing up the horns is about the only applicable image I could find to represent atheist Jeweyness...although I guess a picture of Einstein would work...

That's an amazing gif and now it's mine forever.

Now playing

And just for the hell of it, here's my favorite Shugo Tokumaru track of ever. It's also an amazing music video.

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HAH! For once, I'm ahead of Media Molecule's marketing team's music tastes.

The song used in the trailer is Rum Hee from Shugo Tokumaru.

Ironic. I would have been interested in buying this, assuming it had Reach and ODST included, since I've never played them. Since it doesn't, they just lost a sale. Of course, I'm sure that won't stop all the Halo fans out there from buying yet another fucking copy of the same games they already own.

Oh well!

I think only five or six of those uses of the phrase apply to actual storms.

Thanks, but, I've attended E3 as press almost every year for the past decade, to the point in which I'm sick of it. Being on your feet non-stop for 14 hours a day, getting maybe an hour a day to explore the expo floor and play some games, isn't fun at all. Oh, and then there are the dozen parties that require your

Yeahhhhh all that player has to do is get in a boat or get out of his car and run up the stairs of a building and he'd be lost.

The cops have no boats. It's hilarious, and I totally didn't figure that out until I was about 3 hours from the end of the game. Ah well.