JewishOkoye
Jewish Okoye
JewishOkoye

The final Daenerys/Jorah scene reminds me of a March Madness game when a team’s losing so the coach calls a timeout with a minute left to give the seniors a proper final send-off. My guess is we won’t be seeing Jorah anymore.

This can’t be her fault though! Someone’s gotta be nearby to point to her when it’s time. If you miss a cue you can’t unmiss it. She gets some blame surely, but it’s more of the producers’ fault!

Only one GIF works for every mood or reaction.

This looks more like terribly inept panda keeping to me. Was this from some sort of “lets see random people try to care for some pandas” game show?

I was kinda hoping that in an “enemy of my enemy is my friend” sort of way, Simmons being ousted by—then consistently bitching about—ESPN would somehow lead to a thawing in relations between him and Deadspin. Or at least, more open lines of communication. So far no dice; but maybe now that Harvilla works at the Ringer

Is Draper auditioning for a roster spot at the Ringer or something?

40,000 RETWEETS FOR THAT GENITALS LINE. HOLY SHIT.

Good one. I forgot how ridiculous his shot was, all twisting and falling away like that! I included it in my roundup, thanks for submitting: https://medium.com/@alexmiz/moot-…

Thanks for your suggestion! I included it in a roundup of tragedies:

He grabbed the guy’s leg! How could that NOT be called interference?

*SB 49

Ack! I first wrote it in Roman Numerals but when I switched to numbers, I totally messed up the translation. Thanks.

Marcus Paige’s three-pointer

WTF, you left out the best ball.

I already hate the Adam Sandler movie based on this guy.

What you just described is the scene in Pure Luck where Martin Short is brought into the conference room and told to sit anywhere, and chooses the one chair out of thirty with the broken leg.

Correct me if I’m wrong here, but I totally thought the Eaton “leader” comment was meant sarcastically. I read it the tweet as: “We lost a LEADER [wanking motion] in Drake” — but he was SERIOUS?