Okay so where is his writing going to be published?

Wish we could see the two minutes after this Vine. I hope it would be just two minutes of the dad laughing his ass off.

I’m heading to Chicago tonight and I couldn’t be more excited for these three shows. I tweeted at B-Dubs asking if he’ll be there and he replied with an enthusiastic YES!!! so I’m taking that as a great omen.

What’s it gonna take to get an F from G&L? Has that ever happened?

Does Denton know his nickname is BIG GAY?

Via Wikipedia:

I can’t wait for the Pixar movie based on this cat to be released in 2022.

The kid’s tommy john surgery has been scheduled for next Tuesday.

From sometime in the early 70s. 50/50 chance he was wearing shorts.

“First he caught 15 innings. Then he pitched two perfect innings, and won the game for the Class-A Tampa Yankees with a home run in the 17th inning.”

Thought so, thought so. Recommencing my original laughing at the other guy who didn’t realize you were joking.

Wait, you didn’t know that’s what the numbers were? I thought you were asking as a joke and was gonna laugh at the guy who didn’t realize it was a joke...but it wasn’t a joke? You must not have a lot of friends with babies, because I can’t go a day without seeing a Facebook baby in a new number onesie.

Hypothetical: he had a GoPro on. Deadspin get ahold of the footage. Do you run it? And would I watch?

Two theories on the timing:

Would it have been too much to ask that the home plate umpire give us a “he’s safe” sign after the summersault?

How the hell does somebody get THAT stuck on a basketball hoop?

this guy.

I can’t be the only one who thought this was kinda funny, can I? Or am I totally wrong this time?

So why doesn’t Deadspin offer him a roster spot? Or at least a training camp invitation? It would at least lead to...something. I don’t know. But something.

I love love love OneTab. I do think there are ways it could be improved though, most notably creating a second column to the right so i don’t have to scroll down to find links and can organize more easily.