Since when are Butler and Xavier in the Big East?! Where the hell have I been? What year is this? College basketball is so silly.

Oh yea, 100%. We were drunk idiots and it amazes me that anyone can go through with it.

The one time I tried to get it on in the back of a cab, the driver kicked us out no more than five blocks into the ride.

Fair point. The refs could just let the other team take it out on the baseline to try and score on the other basket.

They should have just declared whoever scored the fewest points wins. Then they have to try to score on their own baskets, turning it into a competitive game again.

I haven't read everything too closely yet, so apologies if this is obvious: but has Carson/Los Angeles committed to giving public taxpayer money to this stadium? Would there ever get to be any sort of vote? (ha, i guess.)

Someone should start an It Gets Better campaign for Knicks fans, showing clips of other teams who have suffered through terrible ownership only to eventually rid themselves of the chain and/or go on to win a championship. Problem is I can't think of many examples at the moment.

Well this isn't a depressing symbol of society today: if your net worth is 0 at age 32, you're still in the 22nd percentile:

Bottom left, 12 seconds in. Best reaction. Whoever that is.

The problem with getting a mountain named after you is that you usually have to die on it first.

There was a second hippo lurking, but the rhino blinked first. Point: Team Hippo

I mean, tortilla chips on their own would be no match for nacho cheese doritos, but add some salsa or guac and they should CRUSH. And only a sadist would serve tortilla chips WITHOUT something to scoop.

I didn't really care who wins on Sunday, but now I don't think I've ever wanted anything more than for Lynch to score 6 touchdowns, grab his crotch after every one, win the MVP, receive the trophy from Goodell and get interviewed on the podium after. IF THERE'S A JUST GOD THIS WILL HAPPEN.

God this i so good and wonderful and inclusive and positive and happy I can't stop smiling. The teacher deserves a raise, I want to hug every student in it and I fully expect Cam to do something like this on the next season of Modern Family (is that show still on? I assume it's still on.)

Reading these has given me PTSD. I have contributions I could make but would rather take this sledgehammer to my skull.

For his sake, Seattle better win the Super Bowl or else the value of that ball will deflate more than a [patriots joke]

Apologies if someone already pointed this out, but tombstones are getting modernized: http://www.monuments.com/living-headsto…

I enjoyed those MNF and NBA Final viewing parties and wish they would come back. Ideally as Thursday Night Football parties since I don't get NFL Network. Perhaps expectations just need to be lowered for them, or shittier bars that don't care as much selected.

How the hell is this the first time we're hearing this story, Drew?! Have you been holding onto that for years or did I miss it? Didn't Deadspin have a recurring "glory days" feature? You won that game, why are we only finding out now how much of a goddamn hero you were???

The French pay their inspectors too much if they can eventually go on to own an NFL team.