This photo is gonna get that kid so laid when he's a teen.

I love these videos so much, more so than the "surprising your child in front of the whole class/school/stadium" ones, even though those make me tear up more.

Just curious: if a news helicopter captures you committing a minor traffic violation, could the police give the driver a ticket based on that footage alone?

Where the heck were that kid's parents? Because that guy in the visor sure seemed like he didn't want to have anything to do with that crying boy. He was hesitant in a way that screamed, "who the heck is this child and what am I supposed to do now? I guess I should help, he does look sad and maybe hurt, but isn't that…

What the hell was up with that background music? "Tell me about the important societal issue of women earning less than men while we play this soft Brazilian elevator jazz ensemble over your answer."

I love that he made sure to give the interviewer a handshake after.

There are four taquerias in Paris, apparently, if anyone there wants to meet this Adam fellow and shake his hand/punch his face/see if his Colombian wife is hot (chances are high, considering 96% of Colombian women are hot)/eat some Mexican food in France http://www.yelp.com/search?find_de…

HOW THE HELL DID THEY CALL A FOUL ON THIS PLAY?

I really hope they paid the janitorial staff time and a half yesterday

I had to pause the video and head straight for the comments when I saw that guy. HE TURNED THE TV OFF! HE STOPPED THAT INTERFERENCE! HE IS SO PSYCHED AND I AM SO HAPPY FOR HIM AND CAN'T STOP TYPING IN ALL-CAPS BECAUSE OF IT.

This has probably been said 1000 times since this cover came out, but I very much look forward to the day when "THE Gay Athlete" is just "A Gay Athlete", and I have no doubt we're well on our way.

WHY THE HELL WAS A FOUL CALLED ON THAT HIBBERT DUNK

This is the greatest smile in the history of smiles.

I'd like to see that video if it's available somewhere. The above clip only made my eyes watery, but I'd prefer to bawl them out.

Sources say, "Better late than never."

I still hate the Yankees and the Red Sox, and if this attack makes it wrong for me to say so, then the terrorists win.

That Queensboro Bridge section is kind of special on its own, with just the sound of runners feet and the occasional whoop and holler. A great quiet moment only for runners. But then yes, making that turn off the bridge in Manhattan, it's almost like the rush of spectators catapulted me to the Bronx.

I'm disappointed they didn't go with Where's Faldo instead, wherein golfer Nick Faldo is inserted somewhere in the picture. Prime punning opportunity completely shanked.

I feel bad for that cotton candy guy.

Three home runs and three doubles? That's pretty good, but it's no cycle.