Fuck Floyd. He deserves no slack, or for that matter respect as a human being. I don't care if he is good at boxing. That recording is gold.

Are we sure that's a reading issue, and not just his brain reflexively ducking and slipping new ideas?

"We're fucked"

Damn it. I hate making mistakes like that. My apologies to you and the maligned and esteemed Mr. Berton.

Nah, I'm just going to keep making fun of him. He's an awful human and he's being shamed in one of the most embarrassing ways I can think of. Being able to look at the paragraph that he's trying to say makes him sound even dumber.

Normally this would be sad, but for how awful Mayweather is as a human being, this is fucking AWESOME.

True, but he did have a lot of trouble with "I'm Floyd Mayweather"

"And they can't even spell my name right!"

Wow lmao mad props to 50. That was painful, i wanna hear him read that harry potter page so bad

"All my life's work! O Jesus, my life's work!!"

Mark Sanchez sympathizes, as he knows what it's like struggling to read.

If I was a boxer I would find a way to make that drop my walk in music.

Well, it's for a good cause.

one of the guys in the video was mumbling something about using the 70k to finish a prototype so they can go to publishers, smells like another KS hit and run

I'm not saying that you are, and the rest of the piece makes it clear that you take this stuff more seriously than most of the other people covering the sport. It just struck an oddly dissonant note with the rest of the essay when I read it.

Hey man, I'm not here to defend what Chico did, or say the way he acted at other times makes up for it. It doesn't. Floyd was absolutely right to call him on it.

he can be extremely charming when he wants to be

Was I the only person that saw Ash immediately? Also, I really should get back to work.

Yeah but that doesn't work. Mythbusters said so. I read somewhere awhile back that you have a better chance of surviving a shark attack if you try to go for the eyes with your thumb. There is no way you'll be able to generate enough force underwater to punch a shark in the nose and have it even realize what you did.