It costs $0.00 to not be like this. 

They'll make up the difference in the amount of soda consumed with all of that grease and salt. Plus most people probably can't eat more than 10.

Ahh, the Punk Bitches crawled out from under their rocks. Lovely. 

Nah he’s America’s Dad. Some people find out that their parents are actually monsters, and have been the whole time.

That’s real.

We can’t erase the past 40-50 years of his influence because it’s unpleasant. If we do that it sanitizes the narrative and will make any future people wonder why and how he got away with it…

Exactly this. Also frustrated people often like to lay out their case.

Nothing about either of those names is racist. Feel your shame.

Why not. If we give them 100 cool points for this to each republican member of congress the GOP’s score should be somewhere around negative 9,006,423,899.

Fair is fair. Lincoln really gave them a big bump.

Hopefully, after reviewing the evidence, the District Attorney will quickly drop these charges against Ms. Todd, who is a victim herself.
They really don’t want to be answering questions from around the world about why they are trying to prosecute this woman that was sexually assaulted by a law enforcement officer.

It’…

lol you were 9 when 64 came out and you think you’re old. You’ve got a wild ride in store for you. 

Fear can sound like pragmatism if you phrase it right. Trump won by a small margin in 2016, and if ppl came out for Bernie or Hillary like they came out for Obama, Trump would have gotten crushed.

Long story short, Trump will be beaten by WHOEVER black people vote for. White people aren’t moving. We need to recognize…

Or if you own something(s) that suddenly becomes absurdly valuable.

Yup and he even called it “the BBQ”. Well played, sir Culkin. Now get me the hell outta these greys.

He can see the past and the future. He’ll be aaaite.

That’s actually the perfect way to store it (low moisture, no light almost sealed from the air). This would not apply to objects just sitting in a storage room. 

Everyone sympathized for his loss. Doesn’t mean that we’re going to embrace him every time he brings up his mom.

They asked Grew Worm to stay and he decided to go to Naath.

A girls job title is: master assassin

Did you watch the show before you wrote this or you just freestylin offa tweets?

In Japan? He’ll get 15 minutes of community service and she’ll have to publicly apologize fore being such an appealing target. 

Nah this happened last week:

Why not back the candidate with the policies that would help the country, and Black people specifically, the most?

From what I see now, that’s Liz Warren (she has a plan for loan debt, child care, pre school, pregnancy deaths among black women, voter suppression and other issues that hit our community hard), but I’m…

Do white people realize what they sound like to black otaku when they say things like “Jet is Barret and Barret is Jet!” ?

Think on it.