Prove it and I’ll happily take it down. 

This is the most recent reporting. If I’m wrong, and you can prove it, post a link. I’ll happily delete mine. 

Her name is Anne Marie Messiano and she has been arrested and charged with criminal obstruction of breathing and aggravated harassment.

you won the internet today

Almost definitely Sterling Sharpe.

Space Marine was fun.

Tax refunds? 

A lot of pools have that in the rules. All it takes is one person with bad hygiene to ruin it for everyone.

Edit: Also, normal clothes aren’t built to hold up to chlorine.

His socks look wet in the video so I’m 50/50 as to whether he wore them in the pool or they just got wet outside of the pool. I grew up near a public pool in NY and saw both more times than I can count. 

In either scenario the community manager is wrong and I’m glad she’s no longer managing that community.

I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to put your socks in the pool, swim with a shirt on, or let your baby in the water with a regular diaper.

Gross.

However, NONE of this is worth calling the cops over. None of it. The neighborly thing to do would be to offer to lend him a pair of flip-flops, or something.

You know,…

Meh. These aren’t the reasons I love DBZ, and Goku is a trash father. For real.

There are many reasons I love DBZ, but the top reason is because Goku is just a regular guy who regularly overcomes adversity and failure through grit and determination. And he does it cheerfully.

He’s not the smartest, he doesn’t have the…

Even if I were a racist white cop, I would see these kids running away and be like, “I’ll take the shot, get desk duty, and almost certainly get away with it.”

Brace yourself for the possibility that he was following protocol to the letter, especially if these dudes were involved with the initial shooting.

Much more like Neal Stephenson than William Gibson, friend.

He’s not the Collector, He’s the grandmaster

Look it up. It’s not cute.

Real MVP of this thread

Or you’ll magnify the biases of the environment you draw the 10k responses from. For example 4chan or the Root. More answers doesn’t automatically make it representative.

The fact that something is plausible doesn’t make it true get over yourself. “Why not?” is good enough for fan fiction and that’s about it.

Apparently the whole “ground zero mosque” fiasco must have flown right past you

Preach.