I fell asleep on an airplane once. And when I woke up, I had what appeared to be saliva all over my face. It's obvious that someone had taken advantage of me while I was sleeping, but I was too afraid to say anything.

... it was the nicest picture I could find related to the term "hair lip."

Why is a country that began as a penal colony being so anal?

Just realized. Final Fantasy Versus was changed to Final Fantasy 15. Or FF-XV

When I read that it was going to be an hour I got pretty excited. I thought to myself how much content there would be...and then I saw the translator...

Tea and this interview does sound good! *runs to kitchen to get tea*

It's so well written, they had to buy a pillow with the princess on it.

I sense a pony jab in there some where. Highfive! o/

You mean Hanakonies?

You just don't understand how complex the characters are. Also, you are racist against Japan!

By that logic, I could take cash from a bank because the door was left open. And in a court of law defend myself with: "It's not my fault they made it so easy to take".

Rated D for Dat Ass.

I have a sudden urge to go out and buy Fire Emblem now...strange.

Whenever anyone posts a video with a title along the lines of "Live action/real life Smash Bros", I have only one response

You're getting to close to this case, Christ. I want you to take some time off.

"Stark, Tully, Lannister, Baratheon... Give me one good reason why I should waste a single thought on any of you."

Was I an ass? Yes I'd say so. But calling me out on it with a patronising attitude while playing the maturity card only makes you look like a childish hypocrite. If you want to be an ass back I'm fine with that, but don't pretend that's not what you're doing.

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