Im just one of the douchey family members Microsoft thinks are the average XBone customer.

I was thinking the same thing. And don't mind the others. They're heretics.

Just think of it as the Second Coming

Technically, no, he's not late. This is a completely separate comment.

Sometimes he takes 3 days just to get things done.

1 minute late can sometimes feel like 3 whole days.

Some guys on GAF have said because they're having eSRAM yield problems and might be downclocking the GPU

Mother!

EARTHBOOUUUND!

Moatha!

Jaime doesn't kill his cousin in the books (the only version which matters). He falls off a donkey and splits his head on a rock as Brienne was escorting them to King's Landing for the hostage exchange. Jaime and his cousin's hands were tied behind their backs if I recall correctly. To be fair Jaime doesn't think much…

How have I not seen this before? HOW? Stunning.

"For all intents and purposes they could most likely fund their own projects, especially after the last Kickstarter." - How so? That money HAS to go to Broken Age, no other project, those are the rules. That game has not even come out, so where is the capitol income they have made from then to now to support creative…

Poor Luigi. Forgotten again.

I've seen worse than that one...

also, and this goes out to everyone, if you are on Kotaku, commenting on an article about the video game industry AND are calling other people "nerds", you are a fucking idiot. I'd ask that you go dunk you head into a bucket of water and hold it under for about 60 seconds. Then remove your head from the bucket and…

Microsoft did not confuse anyone with the XBOX One. We all understood clearly that it sucks.

As a Mexican I resent the MexBox Juan comment. Even us Mexicans don't want to deal with M$ garbage.

It's not your prediction that was stupid, it was your rationalisation of it. Had you merely suggested that Sony might have bad news to deliver at E3 that wouldn't be a problem. What was the problem was your foolish assertion that if Sony did have positive things to say they would have said them by now. Despite the…