No worries senpai. If you ever feel like adding me do it so.

I have nothing to offer. Besides my love. And my body. Be gentle.

Sure.

You love me. You really DO love me!

Go ahead and add me though. The more the merrier.

Sure fuck it. I'll add some more homies.

I welcome all. There's only two kinds of people I don't allow in my town. Those that discriminate others based solely on their culture or color of their skin. And the gypsies.

Nobody wants to visit my town of Nowhere :'(

Sorry my child but you can't blame Sony for not doing anything and consumers flocking to them. The market decided, Microsoft should've known better.

I love Craig Robinson. You are now in the in-crowd with me for that gif.

Pfft whatever nigga, don't hate. Participate.

Unless Microsoft says "and now we are glad to announce every jrpg is gonna come to the juan" I won't bother. Jrpg 4 life ma chillen.

I think those hating it now are some of the twenty people who originally wanted the Juan. They don't want the Juan Eighty.

What's this about beads?

GET TO DA CHOPPA

Yeah that's my same issue with say Daft Punk's Tron OS.

It is, without a doubt, one of the best web series out there. It doesn't help I'm such a huge Luigi fan. Think basically a noir detective story starring Luigi and the Super Mario Bros cast dealing with kidnappings and murder. Highly recommend it.

Thank you Kotaku for that Kirby poster. I didn't need to sleep tonight. I had finally gotten over the nightmare inducing depiction in There Will Be Brawl.

It was absolutely fantastic. Not knowing if what happened the previous cutscene was what it seems like. Then David or w/e his name was. 10/10