The part where the x-wing pilot dodges a laser blast just like Han was made to was too funny

not gonna lie. i want that millennium falcon flying through a swarm of tie fighters to be real

Why would you tell someone to wander home if they're drunk, wouldn't they risk walking into the street and getting hit, or worse they could make an entire family wreck up and die from swerving away from the drunkard. It's very strange advice, a very strange meme.

Here, From the mouth of the man himself:

Here at kotaku, we once again have derogatory articles from people who don't know what they are talking about.

Good luck dealing with the overly high maintenance.

It's crowdfunded.

While a fool and his money are soon parted, a group of hopeful fools and their money are often a bottomless pit of wealth.

"We will change the industry," they cry!

No, no—you will line the pockets of the same shysters and shitbags that rooked you before. The difference is that now they reek of…

A cortosis guard would actually be pretty useful. It disrupts lightsabers on contact. Maul had no reason to believe his saber would get cut in two. It would be expensive to make all sabers out of that material, and impractical, but a few centimeters of disruptive cortosis on a crossguard would be helpful!

The world needs King Dedede at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

Ha! Batman laughs at broken vertebrae!

You don't need to be force sensitive, but it's highly recommended. A lightsaber has no mass and therefore it would be difficult to completely track where the blade is as you use it. Han Solo has used one in the movies, and Boba Fett used one against Vader in an EU comic, so it's definitely possible. However imagine…

General Grievous wielded several lightsabers and wasn't force-sensitive to my knowledge. You just need to be a force user to construct a lightsaber, and there's that whole Jedi edict about "Your lightsaber is your life, never lose it, yadda yadda". Typically you can't get a lightsaber without first going over a Jedi…

Yes and No. Yes because Jet Force Gemini! No because it would force me to buy an xbox x)

also we're not pretentious assholes. That's another difference

Give me a new Bloody Roar

Not PS4 or Xbox...but Super Mario Sunshine HD for Wii U would be absolutely amazing.

Jet Force Gemini!!

Oh god, it's been at least a decade since I've played that game and I still got a panic attack.