I'm guessing that the four Mini/Ghost drivers (Adam Sandler, Tyrion Lannister, that guy from that episode of Bored to Death, and an actor portraying Toru Iwatani, the creator of Pac-Man) are old, washed-up 80s video game champions, brought back to help save the world? That's my guess.

You know what? These last few days have been some of the worst in my life, and your post was just what I needed to smile for a minute.

Wow... if that's really all you got out of that series, then I legitimately feel bad for you.

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No. I love both series, but there is absolutely no way in any plane of the multiverse that Trigun is better than Cowboy Bebop.

So how soon is too soon to Facebook-tag this to a lady-friend?

Manga confirms they did.

O RLY?

Actually, they did. In the manga, he refers to her as his wife.

Here, you can see Frieza get down in an ad for Japanese beverage Mets (yes, an ad, blergh).

Akira says the run isn't tool-assisted, for those of you that are curious.

I know. That's why I said MOAR!!!

MOAR STRIDER

The point here is most of my favorite Capcom franchises are either dead or stagnant or going mobile, so an immobile statue is an excellent way to remember them.

Did you leave that second apostrophe in there just to irk us?

I think you mean another network.

2003's Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball didn't help the series' image. The first game in franchise history to receive an M for Mature rating from the ESRB, Xtreme Beach Volleyball ultimately came off as "You want tits and ass? We'll damn well give you tits and ass." To outsiders looking in, it was further proof…

And suddenly all Dead or Alive fans feel like mouth-breathing perverts. Thanks, commercial.

Where's his mini-gun?!

Meanwhile, Starr Mazer is doing fine! Woo!