The patch notes also that those who download Ver. 1.0.4 will not be able to play local play with those running Ver. 1.0.3 and lower. What's more, those that download the patch won't be able to playback previously saved replays.

Awww... I thought this was going to be a Sonic Shuffle article...

I mean… it's two green engrams and a blue engram. Yay? Still, it's nice to see that there are some small ways people can feel a bit more rewarded by the game. Now, if we could just get Atheon to explode in a shower of engrams when he dies, we'll be in business.

Are there any co-operative Event Matches, like in Brawl?

The fine folks at GameXplain have compiled all of the secret messages you can find in the game, and some of them are amazing. ("No point in having two characters that are pretty much carbon copies. Am I right?")

Item-trading is actually the 31st thing on the list, because we're not sure if we really want it. Sure, it's a standard feature in most MMOs, and it's incredibly annoying to get a legendary or exotic item for a class that you don't play. However, giving players the option to trade items with other players would…

It's the strangest thing: No matter what her restock counter says, the Guardian Outfitter at the Tower never seems to get new shaders in stock. That's fine if you like Provincial Royale and Jester Apogee, but if you dreamed of trying out one of the many other shaders out there, you'll have to win them in the Crucible…

New economies to equip you with upgrade materials

Doggonit, I'm getting the same uncomfortable sense of attraction that I used to get towards Disney princesses...

Pretty sure someone at Bungie just spewed coffee at his screen: "They stole our new hunter mask design!!"

I love you. Thanks for the laugh.

You mean... you don't know? Go play Ocarina of Time, and all will be made clear.

Nintendo sent us an early copy of Super Smash Bros. Wii U this week, which means we get to share some footage with you in advance of the November 21 release date. Witness: EIGHT PLAYER SMASH.

Cloud? Is that you?

HOT DIGGITY DAMN! I have no shame in admitting that I am both 26 years old and blubbering like an infant at that trailer. Especially that final line!

Take my upvotes! Take aaaalllll of them!!

Maybe if Pewdiepie stopped making videos altogether, he'd be even HAPPIER.

Just how bad at shaving do they think I am?!

Can't wait for StarCraft II: Legacy of the Void, and the instant promotion to Grandmaster League.

Which one was that? Don't think I ever saw it.