WD50? Isn't that what you use to lube part of the car?

Blown away by how many urine related stories there are in the comments. There should be a scientific study on how many people have ingested or worn clothes soaked in revenge pee. It's gotta be like 80% of the population. Minimum.

....and what of it?!

I will be spending this valentine's as I always spend valentine's day: getting drunk and watching a movie starring Jean Claude Van Damme.

I'm on the opposite side of the spectrum- At 23, I met my (now fiance) when he was 17. Four years later, and we're still pretty much joined at the hips happily. His alcoholic mother, however, is incredibly bitter towards me. Not so much because of the 6 year age difference (Although she liked throwing that in my face…

I have to say I'm surprised at the number of trolls who've crawled onto this post to vomit their "IT WORKED FOR A DACHSUND THEREFORE FAT PEOPLE ARE LAZY" rhetoric. Do they not realise that dogs are just slightly different to humans, or does their shortsighted self-absorption prevent that?

Names my mother would have given me if my father had not stepped in:

Seriously. I love that my husband and I can build a new house and have our dogs and take vacations. My stepdaughter is 11, and she's a pretty good kid (and she's totally welcome to come live with us full time if she wants) but holy shit, I cannot imagine starting from scratch. And damn if she's not expensive.

Good god yes! Also, texting a lot BEFORE we even go on a first date. I've had guys do that after we exchange numbers on OKC, and I hate it, always! You have my number for purely logistical purposes only at this point. If you aren't lost or running late on your way to the date, stop abusing it!