Aaagh, yeah, my lab/mastiff mix is so much less work than my Italian Greyhound. She is 95 lbs of lazy, easygoing sweetness, and he is 15 lbs of pure vibrating, goofy energy. As long as you run him once a day he's fine but so many people get Italian Greyhounds or other toy breeds because they think they'll be dainty…

The worst was when I changed my status to 'engaged' and suddenly got completely bombarded with diet ads. I mean, it's bad enough just being a female on facebook but the number of 'Wedding Crash Diet' and 'Bridal Bootcamp' ads that suddenly clogged up everything I looked at was just groooosssss.

If Ryan Gosling spits, I guess you're screwed.

My husband changed his name when we got married - it's been six months and no legal repercussions yet, but boy did we get a hell of a stink eye from the DMV lady. She actually half-accused him of doing it to get out of debts. I'm not sure why that was her worry, I'm pretty sure that debt collectors could follow you…

Well, this is the same website that a while back said that the "Cleveland River" caught on fire, sooo...