I’m a Southern gal and a pretty great cook, and yet I swear by Jiffy. Trick is to use two eggs instead of one and use buttermilk instead of milk.  I alternate between adding a shit-ton of minced green onion (seriously you can’t add too much) or diced pickled jalapeno and shredded cheddar. I heat up my cornbread iron…

I would love to do this but I also enjoy the routine of getting out of bed, throwing on some clothes, and trying to cook unsatisfying waffles in a room full of groggy strangers while fox news blares in the background.

I doubt anyone is interested in reading your long ass bullshit post. Don't have abortions if you don't like them. 

Gosh I’m so glad our government is nothing like the Taliban!

Especially this time of year just go to Belle Isle.

I love this “How I Parent” interview! From the fingers prying open our eyelids in the morning (I had the added joy of always being asked “Are you sleeping?”) to the chaos and 24/7 worry. All the heartbreaking delights of parenthood with buckets of humor!

The architecture is amazing around here. My favorite theater is the Fox, with its gorgeous ceiling. There’s quite a few building tours (free) you can sign up for and look at the art deco. You can even tour the Packard plant (not free) (also, Packard plant has security, so unless you’re a die hard urban adventurist,…

Underrated - Don’t take the M1 if you were planning to use it as a means of efficient travel. You can probably walk faster in some instances to get from Point A to Point B along woodward

It also fills your calendar with lots of weight lifting appointments so they know you couldn’t have been drinking on the day in question. 

If you do this on a White iPhone, it also posts bail and changes your current Facebook profile photo to your First Communion photo.

Luck is simply being at the right place, at the right time, with the right set of skills. These things are often out of most people’s control.

My personal definition is expanded a bit: “Luck occurs when Preparation and Awareness allow Opportunities to be recognized and then Action takes place.”

Protip from a librarian: Put your kindle in airplane mode and you should be able to retain the checkouts past their due date.

Heh, I used to this when we’d drive long distances for work, except with energy drinks. My coworkers would laugh at me because I’d get in the car, chug a Red Bull, fall asleep in the passenger seat, and an hour later be up and good to go.

Peeling and seeding your tomatoes so your sauce is “smoother” is the adult equivalent of cutting the crusts off your sandwiches. 

BTW, that must have been the same ‘Black guy’ that drove Susan Smiths kids into the lake. GTFOH wit’ that bullshit

Goddamn.

Although people point to racism and police brutality, I have always believed that the biggest white privilege is white church. They don’t even have to dress up for church! If a white person wears a polo to worship service it means it’s a special service, like pastors anniversary or something important where the choir…

America’s national pastime is not baseball it’s blaming imaginary Black people for bullshit and crimes that white people commit; even the police get in on this one.

This one isn’t hard (although I can see some of the usual suspects as per usual seem to have a problem recognizing it and will then tell us that we’re seeing shit) there is no reason whatsoever that that symbol would be used in that context. None. The only reason why would be in order to send a message to someone.…