"certain older handsets" — The Nexus 5 is last year's model. How quickly they age.

If you're like me, you'll get sick of seeing ads and cancel way before the two-month free trial expires.

This is a big mistake. I review thousands of resumes a day and there is nothing like a cookie cutout failed attempt at one. Would you accept one for your PC repair business, or would you like someone not to waste your time with copy and paste? Typical dr. Dave dribble

Frankly this sounds like overly-generic new-agey tripe. Why? It's making the global assumption that the only reason you don't like someone is because you are envious or jealous of one or more of their traits. Obviously IF that's the reason you don't like someone then examining that might tell you something about…

You know, I have anti-fatigue mats, and they don't just work in one spot, but everywhere.

You know, I have anti-fatigue mats, and they don't just work in one spot, but everywhere.

Another example of people just filling their bags with crap that they likely never actually carry on with them all the time....

Apple iDiot fan bag?

At one point you will be able to use it as a walking stick.

Before the iPhone, you know where Apple got their idea? The countless touchscreen devices (of admittedly varying yet steadily growing degrees of quality and popularity) that existed before. Often apparently forgotten by people who write articles like these.